Chris Brown Will Not Tolerate Oprah’s Lip

Imagine saying Oprah's show was a "slap in the face" - this is one damn silly boy. Chris Brown - taking the fun out of pun.

aneyelidsflutter

Oh, Chris. Just because there are women out there who will forgive you for beating up your girlfriend, that doesn't mean there is a single woman alive who will forgive you if you take on the almighty Oprah. Back away slowly.

Adah

@aneyelidsflutter: How about it "was like multiple punches to the face of someone who couldn't adequately defend themeselves"?

Hmm, that doesn't work either. Shit, I'm all out of ideas.

Chris Brown, you know what's a real slap in the face?

A fracking slap in the face. Which lately you've been giving, not receiving. Please STFU.

Idina and Taye's kid has got to be gorgeous! No chance of him being otherwise, with those parents.

The One

I'm bored with Chris Brown, and I couldn't care less about his hurt feelings. I know there are plenty of other talented people who can, (and will) replace him, who don't choose to knock around women. He had it all and he threw it away. It's an old story. Yawn.

Time to slink away into obscurity now.

@Front_Towards_Enemy: Who knew that Howdy Doody was a wifebeater?

HowardRoarkLaughed

@You Cannot Untoast: Admirable try, though!

@The One: I don't know. I've seen two gorgeous people make some pretty average looking kids.

heywhat

@The One: Good thing, too, because with a name that conjures up hardboiled newsmen from the 1940s, he's going to need a little extra pretty.

I guess the powder blue sweater & bowtie didn't work for Mr. Brown after all.

Front_Towards_Enemy

Can I take up a collection to see Chris Brown and Oprah fight? I'll be willing to donate $2 to the cause.

DJ AM had a shoe line coming out from Nike? Nothing says "athletic" more than a potentially drugged out DJ who spends late nights in smokey dance clubs. I'm sorry about his passing, but a shoe line just doesn't make any sense. I guess celebs can just back up the truck to whatever company is willing to shovel money into it.

markscottmusic

@baconismyaesthetic: The kid's name is actually Walker, not Walter, so he's a little safer on that front. Although "Walker Diggs" sounds kind of like a caveman narration.

DahlELama

Taye Diggs's and Idina Menzel's son is named Walker, not Walter. And damn, if that kid can't sing or act, it might be a bigger embarrassment than it might've been if Shiloh were born unattractive.

DahlELama

Chris Brown is so comically child-like! He expected immunity, as on a reality TV show! Kinda priceless, in its smack-on-trend lunacy!

Oprah annoys me. Yes, I said it. She's grating and irritating and her power reign over (the world) is almost silly. She has a talk show. and. that. is. all. So I could care less that he made a comment about her. I'm more inclined to think that Chris Brown shouldn't be talking about how upset he was after hearing the reaction, no matter the source, to his domestic violence issues.

Own your problems. Get help. Grow up. And be quiet, stupid boy.

Spirit Fingers

Chris Brown, the kid is done. Look at the list of enemies Oprah has laid to rest, James Frey, the Texas cattle industry and Hilary Clinton. Each one is bigger than the next. The Oprah will probably send Gayle King to finish him after the long weekend.

Paul.B.Dodd

@Spirit Fingers: Word. She annoys the holy hell out of me too. And Chris Brown should just simply stop talking altogether.

@HowardRoarkLaughed: Captain Kangaroo? Notorious tip-stiffer.

Note to Chris Brown: "Slap in face" -- not the best phrase, is it?
Was it more like a headlock? Or maybe a punch in the face? Oh, wait. You only dish those out, so you don't really know what they're like.

@sassypants:
So good to know there are folks like you out there. Anybody who pulls in $50 mil a year to sit on her ass and talk gossip and self-help promotions, then preach about "empowerment" -- day after day -- is a pluperfect pain in the butt. Will we ever outgrow her?

lrubemp

@Front_Towards_Enemy: Powderpuff Nation of Islam.

But to Chris, a slap in the face is no big deal, so maybe he meant it like "Yeah, that show was a slap in the face ('got my attention.') I'll have to beat the fucking crap out of Oprah ('talk to her about it') next time I see that fat bitch ('weight challenged TV host')."

NigelAstydameia

@Novaload Is Just Plain Novaload Again: Chris Brown should be looking over his shoulder... I mean, shit, has anyone seen or heard from Stedman in like 9 years...? He's probably buried out back of the Harpo Studios between a couple of old cocker spaniels...

@blix: Don't even get me started on the barnyard antics of Mr. Green Jeans...

@Front_Towards_Enemy: Which is sooo surprising. The outfit as a whole just screamed "somber contrition," particularly the huge diamond earrings.

Message to his idiot publicist: There's a reason most male defendants at criminal trials and mourners at funerals are dressed in dark suits and ties.

@Atilla the Bun: I suspect the pastel sweater and bow tie combo was supposed to make him look young and harmless, like a kindergartener posing for school pictures. (Still no word on when and why men in the R&B and hip-hop world decided Palm Beach hausfrau earrings were a necessary badass accessory.)

City_Dater

Hey Chris...you missed that dirty diaper over there...in the ditch...kwitcher bitchin' and go pick it up, felon!

@City_Dater: I associate bow ties with Mad Hatter-like creepiness, myself.

PS: Just what the world needs, a fucking DJ AM shoe line. Because nobody knows shoes like a gastric-bypassed drug addict. Put it on the shelf next to Paris Hilton's 52-Piece Wrench Set and the Dr. Phil Catamaran.

NigelAstydameia

@Atilla the Bun: Bunny Rabbit? Klepto.

what Chris Brown ought to do is punch the bitch out..oh wait...I mean think carefully about his actions and realize that he has made mistakes in the past!

rustylink

@NigelAstydameia: To be fair, I found myself standing next to him during an LCD Soundsystem set at Lollapalooza a few years ago, and he was wearing really, really awesome shoes. I told him that they were awesome, and he looked at me snottily.

He didn't seem very nice.

@Spirit Fingers: I thought it was poor form of Oprah to make Rihanna a symbol of domestic violence if Chris Brown had, in fact, done some work for her. Don't get me wrong, she has every right to call Chris out on his behavior -- regardless of their previous relationship. But something tells me that if Oprah's "best friend" John Travolta had been smacking the shit out of Kelly Preston, Oprah would probably decline to comment. The bottom line is that Rihanna is a bigger star than Chris so Oprah can afford to take sides here.

That being said, what the hell is Chris Brown thinking by going up against Oprah. She's OPRAH!!?!?!?

CuffLinks

@Spirit Fingers: Yes, but her hair looks like it smells nice.

@Novaload Is Just Plain Novaload Again: And who says irony is dead?

Hydroceph

@blix: It didn't work for the Menendez brothers, either.

seattlesue

@morninggloria:

well don't worry, he can't hurt you anymore.