Cattrall’s Predictably Icky Sex “Spoilers”
Some die-hard Sex and the City may throw a fit after the publication pictures of Kim Cattrall holding the movie sequel’s script. But, before they explode, let it be known the snapped pages give away entirely foreseeable, cringe-inducing plot points.
The scene in question provides hints at two “big” twists awaiting Samantha. The first: she calls Smith Jerrod, who she, duh!, broke up with the last one. This shouldn’t come as a surprise: it would be damn foolish for writers not to include Smith, for the lady fans—and the boys, too—just love the actor who plays him, Jason Lewis. If there’s one thing almost as important as Sex’s fashion, it’s the men, and the writers know viewers want to see plenty of them.
The second plot point? Samantha, who’s fifty, tells her assistant to pick up hormones. Like, OMG! This 50-year-old’s going through “the change”, something that she, Carrie and the other girls will no doubt discuss in gory detail. Please, god, let them not discuss how to handle the inevitable dryness “down there” and how to prepare for post-menopausal entry.
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DO NOT WANT!
'Sex Change and the City'? Now that would be fabulous.
Old cougars never die, they just fade away.
"Icky"? - wow. May your wife/girlfriend defy the laws of nature and stay young and nubile forever.
If the Smith actor wasn't available, she could always hook up with that blond boy thing from TMZ.
Why can't the writers combine the audience's need to see boy toys and Samantha's inevitable menopause? Some pixie boy-actor could PLAY Samantha's "change," sort of like SATC's version of Kazoo from The Flintstones.
I guess I'm the odd asshole out with no uber cool "SATC is so over despite the fact that everyone went to see this thing".......'tude.
Must be the change effing up my brain. I can't wait for this to come out.
LeeStG
@MattGaymon: Absolutly Fabulous!
This lameass, dated materialism fest is getting ANOTHER feature film, and the thing that's "icky" is a (no doubt minor) rare realistic plot point?
Oh, honey. Wait for the inevitable overlong Moping-About-A-Man-Montages and Shopping-to-Uptempo-Music-Sequences... before you decide menopause is the enemy here.
City_Dater
@Swifter:
or take the bus to 'cougar town'
What's "icky" is when idiotic guys write about SATC. Seriously--THAT is what I'm sick to shit of.
BabyJewn
Hmmm. Juicy older women. I still don't know what to make of them, even if I know what's so great about them (and seem to be turning into one...).
@BabyJewn: But it's still okay for idiotic women to write about it though, right?
This plotline, along with the rank ones from SATC-TM Part Uno must be Cattrall's punishment from the producers, et.al., for holding out on the salary negotiations.
She still looks as young/younger than her costars--especially nekkid.