An Open Letter To Australian Idol

Dear Australian Idol,

So! I recently had this brilliant idea for your show, and I knew I had to tell you right away via my favourite thing in the whole world – an open letter.

I’m sure you’ve already thought of this, but could you please, please, please consider having Fleetwood Mac week? They’ve had countless hits, so it’s not as though the performers are going to have to search long and hard for a song the audience would be familiar with. I realise the band is coming out to Australia in December after your show wraps which means they’re highly unlikely to make a guest appearance but at least the public would have Fleetwood Mac on the brain?

Anyway. The reason I want this to happen so badly is because the other day, I suddenly thought “My god, wouldn’t it be hilarious AWESOME if Australian Idol contestants performed ‘Tusk’ as their group song?”

You know I’m right, it’d be spectacular.

I would fly to Sydney, get tickets to the show, spend all my money on drugs, and watch the whole thing TOTALLY HIGH*.

Yours,

Jess McGuire

PS: If Fleetwood Mac are anything to go by, it’s probably best to get the Top Twelve completely munted before making them perform this.

*KIDS! Drugs are terrible and you shouldn’t do them, and I am only joking about taking them. These days I am “straight edge” and that’s what makes me really cool. Say nope to dope!