Tuesday, September 29, 2009

People

Which Actor Is Too Busy Doing Drugs to Go to Work?

11:49PM Brian Moylan | It’s always hard making it into the office in the morning, but this guy has been missing for weeks while on a bender. Also not on set, an annoying dancing star and a cheating celeb spouse. Time to clock in! More »
Online

Class Divide Remains Strong Online

8:45PM Andrew Belonsky | Hooray! Even social networking sites have caste systems. Richie rich folk who live in urban areas use Twitter and Facebook more than their poor, younger country bumpkin counterparts, who still use something called MySpace. [Computer World]
People

Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab

8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Is Kanye West considering rehab? Would Michael appreciate Janet’s mournful gesture? Should we all just forget Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic ways? So many questions! Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup…. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Tampax Happy To Have Serena In Their Bloody Commercials

6:13PM Andrew Belonsky | Remember how Serena Williams went crazy and threatened to make a line judge choke on her balls and everyone was outraged by this American idol’s unladylike behaviour? Well, none of that matters to Tampax, which considers Williams a menstruating hero. More »
People

Free-Spirited Isabel Lucas To Climb Mount Kilimanjaro, Bless The Rains Down In Africa

4:33PM Jess McGuire | There is just no limit to what Free-Spirited Isabel Lucas™ will do to save the whales. Apparently she’s prepared to climb Mount Kilimanjaro in order to raise money for the gentle ocean giants! No word on whether Adrien Grenier will be joining her. Or Joel Edgerton, for that matter. More »
People

MasterChef Contestant Denies Cheating (Both On Girlfriend And During Televised Cooking Competition)

3:30PM Jess McGuire | Are we ever going to stop hearing from Chris Badenoch’s ex girlfriends? It seems unlikely. Even though it’s been, like, three years since MasterChef was on the telly (well, it feels like an age), it seems the notorious pantsman is still decent gossip fodder. More »
Music

Band Of Skulls – ‘I Know What I Am’

3:08PM Jess McGuire | Just got my grubby paws on the Band Of Skulls album ‘Baby Darling Doll Face Honey‘ and after one listen, I am very much in love. I think we should give them our full attention. More »
Small Screen

Idol Contestant Believes The Show Is ‘Fake’ And ‘Boring’

1:30PM Jess McGuire | Recently ousted Australian Idol contestant Sabrina Batshon has told reporters she believes the program is fake and boring, pointing out that most of the feedback from the judges is often “just for show and entertainment”. Later, Sabrina informed the press that the sky is blue and the ocean is blue. More »
People

Hugh Jackman Would Like You To Turn Your Phone Off, Please

11:38AM Jess McGuire | The Sydney Morning Herald are describing Hugh Jackman’s reaction to an audience member’s phone ringing in the middle of theatrical production as a ‘hissy fit’, but if you ask me Our Hugh sounds as though he behaved in a perfectly reasonable way. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:00AM Jess McGuire | Benny Hill, Doctor Who, and Eminem – I think we all win today, don’t we? More »