Monday, September 28, 2009
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Conde Nast’s Last Month Being Rich
11:44PM Hamilton Nolan | Weep, struggling members of the creative underclass, for your secret aspirations are drawing to a close: this may be the very last month of Conde Nast, Luxury Version. Coming soon: Conde Nast, Wailing Version. More »
People
Which Small-Screen Actress Lies About Not Having A TV?
11:40PM Brian Moylan | The only thing more annoying that people who self-righteously claim they don’t owe a TV are people who lie about it, like this actress. Also annoying are a philandering actor and a naked reality star. Annoying because they’re so typical. More »
Small Screen
Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
8:45PM Andrew Belonsky | Gossip types are absolutely atwitter over the news that Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has a new boyfriend, singer Charlie Mars. But not everyone’s celebrating. In an email entitled “Cougar Goes Too Far”, one irate tipster claims Parker’s a man-stealing tart. More »
People
Pam Anderson’s Living The Trailer Life
8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Pam Anderson’s back to her roots. Bethenny Frankel’s venturing out on her own. And Jeremy London actually got some press. But it’s not good. Here’s today’s gossip roundup. More »
Online
Repent!
7:24PM Andrew Belonsky | A Rabbi says atoning on Twitter and Facebook doesn’t work for Yom Kippur. God agrees.
Flotsam & Jetsam
5:57PM Jess McGuire | Former Associate Editor Clem Bastow has knocked out an amazing clip of Adolf Hitler learning of iSnack 2.0, the new and completely ridiculously named Vegemite-y spread. You must watch it. More »
iSnack 2.0 Infuriates Führer
5:57PM Jess McGuire | Former Associate Editor Clem Bastow has knocked out an amazing clip of Adolf Hitler learning of iSnack 2.0, the new and completely ridiculously named Vegemite-y spread. You must watch it. More »
Small Screen
Good Riddance.
5:05PM Andrew Belonsky | Model soap The Beautiful Life, which starred Mischa Barton, was cancelled because it totally blew.
Flotsam & Jetsam
4:36PM Jess McGuire | Here is a song about sticking your doodle up someone’s bumhole accidentally, and it features a cameo by Scott Baio. You can thank me later. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day II
4:36PM Jess McGuire | Here is a song about sticking your doodle up someone’s bumhole accidentally, and it features a cameo by Scott Baio. You can thank me later. More »
Music
3:01PM Jess McGuire | Last month I managed to get my hands on a copy of Faux Pas‘ overwhelmingly brilliant reworking of the classic Noiseworks hit ‘Reach Out (Touch Somebody). I was so obsessed with the track, I think I played it for an unprecedented four weeks in a row on my radio show. More »
Faux Pas – ‘Touch’
3:01PM Jess McGuire | Last month I managed to get my hands on a copy of Faux Pas‘ overwhelmingly brilliant reworking of the classic Noiseworks hit ‘Reach Out (Touch Somebody). I was so obsessed with the track, I think I played it for an unprecedented four weeks in a row on my radio show. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
1:22PM Jess McGuire | The wonderful Natalie sent me this clip on Friday, and if I’d posted it immediately we’d all be a little ahead of the game when it comes to web sensations. Of course, ol’ Slowguts McGillicuddy here decided to wait until today to post it because I figured a video of actors dramatically reading out the Twitter updates of assorted celebrities was so awesome, it would be the perfect cure for Mondayitis. More »
Celebrity Twitter Readings
1:22PM Jess McGuire | The wonderful Natalie sent me this clip on Friday, and if I’d posted it immediately we’d all be a little ahead of the game when it comes to web sensations. Of course, ol’ Slowguts McGillicuddy here decided to wait until today to post it because I figured a video of actors dramatically reading out the Twitter updates of assorted celebrities was so awesome, it would be the perfect cure for Mondayitis. More » 
