Thursday, September 24, 2009

People

Which Famous Actor Gives His Famous Fiancee Licence To Cheat?

11:39PM Brian Moylan | Like snowflakes of dysfunction, every relationship is different. In Hollywood they can include the wife sleeping with other men under her husband’s nose. Must be great to be famous! It also helps that people hide your drinking binges. Yay celebrity! More »
People

John Travolta’s Sad, Revealing Testimony

8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | John Travolta testifies about the day his son dead. Carrie Prejean enjoys playing dress-up. Jude Law has another kid. And you’ll never again have to endure Lily Allen’s music. All that and much more in your Thursday gossip roundup… More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day II

3:52PM Jess McGuire | My darling pal Fluffy alerted me to the existence of this clip – it’s poor old Michael Cera being fired from a movie after having a vicious spat with director Judd Apatow. More »
Big Screen

Justin Timberlake Officially Joins Facebook…The Movie

3:02PM Andrew Belonsky | Well, the contentious rumours have been confirmed: Justin Timberlake will play founding president Sean Parker in a little film entitled The Social Network, which everyone else just calls “that Facebook movie”. Meanwhile, Jesse Eisenberg will play founder Mark Zuckerberg. [AFP]
Music

Courtney Love’s Twitter Updates In Easy-To-Read Magazine Interview Style – Issue Four

1:30PM Jess McGuire | I know exactly what you’re wondering right now. How did Lorelei Vashti cope with turning Courtney Love’s seemingly endless stream of Twitter updates about fraud and stolen social security numbers into an entertaining and easy-to-read magazine style interview? Will she address Courtney’s spat with Australian gossip rag NW Magazine? There’s only one way to find out… Read on! More »
Music

Natalie Imbruglia Don’t Need No Man!

11:29AM Jess McGuire | Pop star Natalie Imbruglia has revealed that she’s currently sans manfriend as she’s still getting over her split from Silverchair frontman Daniel Johns. Plus, of course, she’s married to her work. That old chesnut! More »
People

Father Bob’s Job Has Been Saved! Hallelujah!

11:01AM Jess McGuire | I was flabbergasted when I heard that the Catholic Church were trying to force Father Bob Maguire to retire even though the adorable gent is in perfect nick and thoroughly keen to continue tending to his South Melbourne parishioners. Thankfully, it seems that the public outcry over Father Bob’s forced retirement has resulted in the Catholic archdiocese backing down, and Father Bob gets to keep his job. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

9:21AM Jess McGuire | Guess who sent in today’s Clip Of The Day? Why yes, it was reader Cameron! God bless him. I will never be able to reveal his surname lest his place of employment cotton onto the fact he spends most of his working hours selflessly trawling through YouTube hunting down decent videos for us to watch. Take a moment out of your day to quietly thank him, dear readers. More »
Big Screen

Told You To Drop The Gigli Jokes

6:11AM Brian Moylan | [Ben Affleck takes a swing at an unoriginal extra while filming outside of Fenway Park in Boston yesterday. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Flotsam & Jetsam

Host Your Own Awful Party For Windows 7

4:41AM Ryan Tate | Microsoft’s next operating system, Windows 7, is available to the public October 22. So why not host an awkward launch party for a perfectly diverse group of your friends? Microsoft made an unbearable video tutorial to get you going. More »