Wednesday, September 16, 2009
People
11:59PM Brian Moylan | [Pete Wentz hides under a gold Destro mask and carries a fake doctor's note in LA yesterday. Image via INF]
Pete-A-Boo
11:59PM Brian Moylan | [Pete Wentz hides under a gold Destro mask and carries a fake doctor's note in LA yesterday. Image via INF] 
People
Which Actor Is Crusing Craigslist For Companions?
11:38PM Brian Moylan | Someone whiled away his time on set looking for wild sexual encounters online. His ad is written a bit like a gay blind item though. Is it real? Can the dirty singer and a cheating couple rumours be true? Probabaly. More »
Online
See No Evil?
8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | A Christian website has found time to accuse Gawker of killing liberal journalism.
People
Jessica Simpson And The Tale Of The Dead Bitch
7:51PM Andrew Belonsky | Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al’s vice-president. And Jude Law’s baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to today’s Gossip Roundup! More »
People
Ashlee Dupree, Fashion Model
4:16PM Andrew Belonsky | Out with the whore, in with the new, for Ashlee Dupree, most known for hookering it up with Eliot Spitzer, apparently hit the runway this week at Bahar Shahpar’s show yesterday. You go, call girl!
Flotsam & Jetsam
3:38PM Jess McGuire | Yo Short Stack dad! I know you’re probably writing another comment and Imma let you finish – but Mark David Chapman was one of the best stalkers of all time! — Imma Let You Finish More »
Yo Short Stack Dad!
3:38PM Jess McGuire | Yo Short Stack dad! I know you’re probably writing another comment and Imma let you finish – but Mark David Chapman was one of the best stalkers of all time! — Imma Let You Finish More »
Music
2:08PM Jess McGuire | Post-divorce Peter Andre seems to be going great guns. People in the UK seem to vaguely respect him for behaving in a relatively classy way during his split from Katie Price, he’s looking buff again, he’s just released his first album in half a decade, and now teenage girls are going wild for him, old school style! More »
Peter Andre Swamped By Fans Of His Music… No, Really.
2:08PM Jess McGuire | Post-divorce Peter Andre seems to be going great guns. People in the UK seem to vaguely respect him for behaving in a relatively classy way during his split from Katie Price, he’s looking buff again, he’s just released his first album in half a decade, and now teenage girls are going wild for him, old school style! More »
Music
12:03PM Jess McGuire | I realise most newspapers have reported Kelly Clarkson’s “What happened to you as a child? Did you not get hugged enough?” query of Kanye West in their wrap ups of celebrity reactions to Kanye’s bad behaviour at the VMAs, but I think it’s probably worth reading the entire open letter she directed toward the hip hop star. More »
Kelly Clarkson’s Open Letter To Kanye West
12:03PM Jess McGuire | I realise most newspapers have reported Kelly Clarkson’s “What happened to you as a child? Did you not get hugged enough?” query of Kanye West in their wrap ups of celebrity reactions to Kanye’s bad behaviour at the VMAs, but I think it’s probably worth reading the entire open letter she directed toward the hip hop star. More »
People
11:25AM Jess McGuire | Poor Bert’s missus – apparently Patti Newton was found in her Melbourne home by daughter Lauren not knowing where on earth she was after a particularly turbulent flight between Sydney and Melbourne. Wait, turbulence can give you amnesia? Who knew?! More »
Patti Newton Found In ‘Bewildered’ State!
11:25AM Jess McGuire | Poor Bert’s missus – apparently Patti Newton was found in her Melbourne home by daughter Lauren not knowing where on earth she was after a particularly turbulent flight between Sydney and Melbourne. Wait, turbulence can give you amnesia? Who knew?! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:19AM Jess McGuire | Dudes! Sorry for being a bit quiet yesterday. I was busy at the virtual police station making a virtual complaint about some old guy who is a bit too virtually interested in me. Let’s all move on! Please! For the love of god, head back to the Short Stack forums, creepy dad – thirty comments in twenty-hour hours is about twenty-nine comments too many, two months too late! More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
9:19AM Jess McGuire | Dudes! Sorry for being a bit quiet yesterday. I was busy at the virtual police station making a virtual complaint about some old guy who is a bit too virtually interested in me. Let’s all move on! Please! For the love of god, head back to the Short Stack forums, creepy dad – thirty comments in twenty-hour hours is about twenty-nine comments too many, two months too late! More » 
