Monday, September 7, 2009

Small Screen

Bernard Curry To Host Beauty And The Geek

4:44PM Jess McGuire | Channel Seven have just announced that actor Bernard Curry, who currently plays the role of de-lezonator Hugo Austin on Home & Away, will host their new reality show Beauty And The Geek. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day III

2:30PM Jess McGuire | I need something to get me through today. No cigarettes (17 days clean thank you very much), three hours sleep, and the mental image of Hitler banging a brunette from behind mean that as far as Mondays go, this one’s particularly tough. Thank god for this video, it made me laugh even when I started weeping blood from exhaustion. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Congratulations, German Advertisers! Now We Know What Hitler Would Look Like At The Point Of Orgasm!

1:24PM Jess McGuire | Kudos to German advertising agency Das Commitee, I don’t think I’m going to get the visual image of Hitler taking some woman from behind out of my head. Also, big thanks to The Age for possibly the weirdest photo I’ve seen on their website’s front page in a long time. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Twitter Update Of The Day

12:54PM Jess McGuire | Oh look, it’s the return of a segment I once swore would become a regular Defamer Australia feature but in reality, I totally forgot about after the initial post! If you were gripped by Twitter Update Of The Day when we launched it in July, brace yourself – its time for a second installment. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day II

12:48PM Jess McGuire | Sure, this is a short clip – but it’s still definitely worth watching. Immediately. I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to witness Dr Phil’s “Goony Bird” moment! More »
Big Screen

Abbie Cornish Looking Good For An Academy Award

11:34AM Jess McGuire | Ryan Phillippe’s Aussie missus Abbie Cornish is a red hot contender for an Oscar! Well, that’s according to Sydney Confidential, who read it in the LA Times. Which is good enough for me! More »
Music

Listen To The Best Song David Bowie Never Wrote

10:43AM Jess McGuire | They say that writing hit songs is not an exact science, but “they” are clearly uninformed cretins whose opinions should not be trusted – a scientist in the UK has written what he claims is the ‘ideal’ David Bowie song. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

8:58AM Jess McGuire | Ladies and gentlemen, did anybody say EXTREME CATS? To the tune of a C&C Music Factory remix? Awww, hell yeah. More »
Print

Hitler As AIDS: The Latest In Bad Ad Tact

7:20AM Foster Kamer | BBC News reports today on AIDS charities coming out in full force against the AIDS-As-Hitler ad being put forth by German awareness group Regenbogen e.V. now that condemnation is coming in internationally. What’s with all the insensitive FAIL-worthy advertisements? More »
Big Screen

Brief Interviews With Hideous Men Trailer Is Here

4:00AM Foster Kamer | The Office prettyboy John Krasinski was the first to get a movie based on a David Foster Wallace book off the ground, into production, and into release. The trailer’s finally arrived. It did pretty well at Sundance. How’s it look? More »