The Week We Leaked A Sex Tape

Well, it wasn’t really a sex tape, per se, but it was sexy. People seemed to be interested in it! Let’s look back at the stories everyone was talking about during the week that Kari Ann Peniche’s career began and ended.

• We showed what Hollywood’s B-list means by “a good hang,” and also showed you (we censored it) Eric “McSteamy” Dane’s wee-wee.
• Oh! Also we showed you Jennifer Aniston’s (probably not) hoo-ha.
• We accused Rupert Murdoch of being a big fat liar about making people pay for news. His own people don’t know it yet, but trust us: He’s lying about something.
• Just cause you’re gay doesn’t mean you’re not an asshole.
• And Project Runway returned, on a different channel.

Anything else? It was August, so no, not really.