OMG, Chuck Bass Is Gonna Make Out With A Dude!

We always knew there must be another gay on the Upper East Side other than anemic twink Eric, but we had no idea it would be sartorially savvy stud Chuck Bass! Thank you Gossip Girl for answering our gay prayers.

Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello has the news that in an upcoming episode of the the show, Chuck makes out with a guy. He doesn’t actually go gay (though his outfits always have been) but he does it to help Blair along with one of her little schemes. Looks like Chuck would do anything for love, including that. The lucky fellow is Neal Bledsoe (see him shirtless here) and he guest stars in the sixth episode. In our gay minds, actor Ed Westwick orchestrated this whole thing to make former roommate Chace Crawford jealous. Yeah, even our fantasy life sounds exactly like an episode of Gossip Girl