Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!

Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha’s Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It’s Monday’s Gossip Roundup!

• Reality show siren Heidi Montag thinks she’s ready for children. Thankfully, her husband, the weaselly Spencer Pratt, has enough common sense to hold off on reproduction. [NYDN]

• Superman: Man of Steel producer Jon Peters has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from colleague Brian Quintana after Peters allegedly threatened to break his legs during a hearing for Quintana’s ongoing sexual harassment suit against Peters. And you thought your office had drama. [Page Six]

• Bethenny Frankel does not approve of her Real Housewives of New York co-star Jill Zarin’s new friends: Why would Jill be hanging with Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan?…. It is utterly embarrassing.” [Gatecrasher]

• Did that 2008 plane crash play a role in DJ AM’s untimely death? Addiction expert and reality star Dr. Drew Pinsky thinks the pain killers Mr. AM took after the crash led to his relapse and, ultimately, his overdose. [ET]

• Holy smokes! Victoria Beckham went to the gym without makeup! What is the world coming to? [Daily Mail]

• Libyan tyrant Moammar Khadafy will be coming to New York next month and, according to her, wanted to rent Joan Rivers’ apartment for $US200,000/week. Sadly, it didn’t work out. [Page Six]

• Elizabeth Moss, arguably one of the best actresses around, doesn’t have a “grand strategy” when picking her roles, which explains her turn in the Sarah Jessica Parker romantic comedy Did You Hear About The Morgans? [THR]

• Dancing With The Stars “star” Melissa Rycroft accidentally squirted Orlando Bloom girlfriend Miranda Kerr in the face with a perfume spritzer. We won’t even go there…. [Page Six]

• Oasis brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher got into a huge tiff during a Friday concert and, apparently, the band’s now broken up, because Noel thinks Liam’s a “f–king moron.” Fair enough. [The Sun]

• Fashion designer Tara Subkoff has bounced back after having a benign tumor removed from her brain. That’s good news. [Page Six]

• Martha’s Vineyard can’t stop talking about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. Though the former first daughter’s parents haven’t said anything, everyone’s convinced the nuptials could happen at any second. [Page Six]

• Madonna and boyfriend Jesus visited the Western Wall while in Israel. Hilarity ensued. (Well, not really.) [AP]