Oh Look, Kylie’s Probably Going To Get Married!

Once again, the press are insisting Kylie’s close to finally getting hitched. She’s apparently purchased a new “love nest” (the rest of us would refer to this as “a house” but if you’re Kylie you only ever buy love nests) in Spain. Hey, that’s where boyfriend Andres Velencos is from! SHE IS PROBABLY PREGNANT!

Reports Stuff.co.nz:

Pop princess Kylie Minogue is believed to have splashed out NZ$1 million on a love nest for herself and boyfriend Andres Velencos. As the romance heats up, the 41-year-old has decided to fork out for a luxury villa in Spain, close to Velencos’ family.

The pad is in the Costa Brava resort town of Tossa de Mar where the model’s dad owns a bar and restaurant.

“Andres always meant to take over the business but he has spent so much time on his modelling career, he feels guilty about not supporting his dad” a source told a UK tabloid. “He’s taken some time off to help his sisters get the place running. Buying in Tossa de Mar shows how serious Kylie is about him.”

It’s such a common story, isn’t it? I don’t know anyone who hasn’t felt torn between their modelling career and supporting their parents. Poor Andres. Get Kylie working behind the bar, Lassiters style!

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