Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend
Megan Fox says she’s more comfortable kissing ladies on screen, Rihanna brings Taylor Swift flowers and Hilary Duff’s not playing nice. It’s your Friday Gossip Roundup!
- Megan Fox, who stars in Cody Diablo’s Jennifer’s Body, says she’s feels safer kissing girls, like co-star Amanda Seyfried, who wasn’t so comfortable. Giggle attack! [Us]
- Awww, Rihanna’s so sweet! She sent Taylor Swift roses after the singer’s Madison Square Garden concert. Again: awwww! [Just Jared]
- Amy Winehouse went to the dentist and, like the human that she is, came out swollen. That is all. [The Sun]
- Sales of Michael Jackson tribute magazines raked in about $US55 million. They are now collecting dust. [MSNBC]
- Meanwhile, the broke Jacko had bad credit. [TMZ]
- We’ve seen some bad fake tans in our day, but few compare to the one current being worn by Donald Trump. [TMZ]
- Courtney Love, who files a new Twitter post almost every minute during the wee, crackhead hours, is tired of her staff, who apparently aren’t “passionately supportive” enough. Supportive of what remains unclear.[Twitter]
- Paris Hilton went to Guatemala to help impoverished children and came back a different person: “It was a pleasure, those children touched my heart and soul. My outlook on life is so different now.” We’ll see how long that lasts. [3am]
- The Gossip Girl cast were absolutely astonished, sickened and beside themselves over news that taping was being held up because Hilary Duff wouldn’t come out of her trailer. The nerve! [Page Six]
- Dancing with the Stars contestant Mya made inappropriate comments about her dance partner and his ruler, which we can only assume means his penis. [E!]
- Anna Wintour offspring Bee Shaffer far more interesting in law than fashion. Who isn’t?! [Page Six]
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I worked for a multi-millionaire for a number of years, and she wanted me to be passionately supportive of doing her son's homework, lurking in the neighbor's bushes to take pictures to prove they were exceeding their properties' natural boundaries, throwing out any "shoddy" drawings her five-year-old son and his classmates did for parent's day and replacing them with better pictures, learning how to use a brain-wave machine to measure the alpha waves in her kids' heads, teaching her how to use the ATM machine, and listening to her rant on 9/11 when I told her I couldn't reschedule her flight to California because all planes had been grounded.
baconismyaesthetic
I made this sketch because of all the "shocking" stuff she says for the press. I even gave her a writing credit. (And Jezebel.) Watch if you'd like to.
Megan Fox. Saying all the right things since 2007.
Senor_Macho_Solo
@l'analogie: more like a hot tranny mess!
"Megan Fox Will Steal Your Girlfriend"
*looks at picture*
......And ingest her?
@ligmasagbatch: EXACTLY.
@l'analogie: I never use or even think about the term 'hot mess' - yet when I saw that photo, that is what instantly popped into my head.
ligmasagbatch
I think whoever said that Megan Fox embodies all the naughty of a stripper/hooker, but isn't a stripper/hooker and therefore, you could take her home to meet the fam-damily, didn't see this photo.
Wow, the Megan Fox/Kim Kardashian line is becoming ever more blurred.
Spirit Fingers
@l'analogie: Just in THIS photo??
alboy2
Actually, there's probably a good reason it was easier to kiss her, being she knew it was just a job and was less likely to try and get some off her then get pissed when you refuse like say, 99% of every dude who did.
In order to protect the rest of society, I am willing to sacrifice my body and absorb the full force of a Megan Fox giggle attack.
Ok megan we get it, you want to be the sexual fantasy of every carbon based life form in the universe. Noted.
Now shut up.
@l'analogie: And now she's added Sexy Tongue to Sexy Mouth.
The Lone Scout
Oh Megan, how much more contrived can your image get?
heywhat
@Awesome X: I too feel much safer kissing girls.
@l'analogie: Amen.
irishflyesq
Anna Wintour hatched a child?
irishflyesq
@BowlingForDollars: We could do worse than losing our girlfriends to Megan Fox.
Awesome X
@BowlingForDollars: i haven't seen you in ages!
as to answer your question, apparently no
What if your girlfriend doesn't like toe thumbs?
Don't make me lock up my girlfriend, Megan Fox!
Is no one safe from her charms?
Megan Fox looks like a hot mess in that photo.