Lindsay Lohan’s Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
Lindsay Lohan wants a reality show. So does Redmond O’Neal. Meanwhile, Derek Jeter may be getting a dose of married life, and Avril Lavigne may soon be a single gal. All that and way more in your Thursday Gossip Roundup…
- Because we don’t see enough of her, Lindsay Lohan’s reportedly shopping a reality show. Said a source, “Her manager is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again.” [Mirror]
- Redmond O’Neal, son of Ryan O’Neal and Farrah Fawcett, wants to star in a reality show. That is, after he gets out of a detention centre, where he’s trying to kick his raging drug problem. [NYDN]
- Chris Brown’s post-Rihanna beating rehabilitation will include a year of domestic violence counseling at Virginia’s Commonwealth Catholic Charities. If anyone can set him straight, its the nuns. [AP]
- Michael Jackson’s family intended on burying him over the weekend, but have now decided to do the deed on a Thursday. And that decision will triple their costs, bringing the grand total to something around $US150,000. [TMZ]
- Some insane fans of Robert Pattinson, the hunky Twilight star, put his face on a shower curtain. Now they can say, “I shower with Robert Pattison” and almost be telling the truth. [3am]
- Anne Heche railed against the institution of marriage on The Late Show. She’s crazy, but we like her. [YouTube]
- Her rep insists it’s hog wash, but an “insider” insists that actress Minka Kelly and baseball playing man Derek Jeter are engaged. [Page Six]
- Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley are headed down the road to divorce, say sources. She apparently wanted time alone, but spent her time hanging out with “male admirers.” [Gatecrasher]
- Deformed music producer Scott Storch was kicked out of his Miami home when a bank took it back last week. Now he’s living in Fort Lauderdale’s W hotel. [Page Six]
- Jason Mewes, the actor better known as Jay from Kevin Smith’s movies, attended the Degrassi Goes to Hollywood premire and revealed that he wants to touch Seth Rogan. [Zack Taylor]
- Dumb model Paulina Porizkova doesn’t want people to think she’s a dumb model, so she took to the web to name some of her favourite literary works. And they’re all over 500 pages! [Page Six]
- Paul McCartney, we know you’re a legend and all, but do we really need to see you getting fresh with your girlfriend at a baseball game. Really? [Daily Mail]
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@Cynner: Fashion forward lesbian hipsters.
jessica.ann
@Cory: Funny, because when I read this bit about her show, the first thing that came to mind was, "I don't want to see THAT!".
noonecaresowen
Apparently this was faked by RDL, a German tv channel. Germans!
thisisnotradio
"...encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again."
..Because nothing should entice you to cast LiLo in your project more than being part of a staged "reality" process of doing so...
@Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: Well the movie totally centered around all the good people who are no longer on the show, so that helps. Craig+Ellie 4eva, yo.
DahlELama
That Robert Pattinson tidbit sent a shiver down my spine. Partially because I like the idea so much I am going to replicate it for my own house.
@DahlELama: I was curious about the mmovie. That show really went downhill for awhile. Glad to know it is on a triumphant upturn!
@FaceMelter: Crazy person sex is the best sex. But it does come with drawbacks. Namely, the crazy.
as a former virginian and catholic, i can tell you that there aren't really any nuns there.
pleppy
May I just say, after a very disappointing season of Degrassi, I was very pleased with Degrassi Goes to Hollywood, although watching Jason Mewes behave like an actual human is even more disconcerting than I ever imagined it would be.
DahlELama
@Cory: great comparison- loved that show - (lisa kudrow - one of the best comedy actors around) can you imagine adding lohans sex, drugs and lesbo adventures into that mix_
budy920
@White Man's Bourbon: Hah!
You might be on to something there...alternate-realty shows could be very interesting! Something where Tila Tequila wears ankle-length dresses, reads classic literature and goes to bed at 9 p.m., or Mystery decides to be celibate and put all of his excess energy into rescuing homeless kittens, or, best of all, Heidi and Spencer move to Montana and start living off the grid in a yurt (and they decide to not ever, ever have children).
MagicEyes
@FaceMelter: I've also think she's hot and would be an entertaining night or week, but I don't know that I'd want to be there, when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed. (see Lorena Bobbitt)
@FaceMelter: Amen.
Can't Redmond O'Neal just get on Celebrity Rehab? Does he areally need his own show?
GoRo
I've always found Anne Heche to be incredibly sexy. Her being a psycho bitch does nothing but increase my desire.
FaceMelter
Anne Heche is pretty fucking funny.
Scott Storch can't even pony up for the W South Beach...he's in Fort Lauderdale??? The horror!!
So basically Lindsay Lohan is looking to become Valerie Cherish.
Well, why not? Lindsay's smart, talented, and has her act together. Oh wait, I was thinking of an alternate-reality show.
White Man's Bourbon
Let's see... Kendra -- blonde and naked girlfriend (ex) of Hefner gets her own reality show. Kardassians -- dark-haired, naked and sex video'd bimbo's get their own reality show. Megan Wants a Millionaire -- speaks for itself. Flava Flav, Brent Michaels, and the Batchelor/Batchelorette series... nakedness, sex, and drunkenness... We've got Bridezilla's, Housewives of every City... and even The Hills and it's spin-off shows. We've got Complicated, Guiliana and Bill... What on earth could Lohan bring to a reality show that's not already been done? Being sad doesn't make you funny or interesting. I would like to challenge any producers to put together a team of writers to actually create a TV show that has something interesting, intellectual, and driven that doesn't include sex, drugs, and violence. Wait, I've forgotten -- they also need ratings, so keep the sex.
Cynner
Paulina ain't dumb!!!!
PS. This clip is fuckin' HILARIOUS.
Is it a prerequisite before one stars in their very own reality show to first be disconnected from reality itself? Or do they live in a separate reality altogether, as we watch through the plasma, darkly?
rudi_freude