Legal Briefs Are Courtney Love’s Method Of Choice For Defamation

The grunge princess has long terrorised the world and the English language with her ramblings on MySpace and Twitter. She’s the first celeb sued for what she said on Twitter, but now the fight is getting personal—and ugly!

Back in March fashion designer Dawn Simorangkir sued Love for libel, invasion of privacy, infliction of emotional distress, breach of contract, and intentional interference with Simorangkir’s business—the fashion label Boudoir Queen—as a result of Love’s misspelled and unpunctuated rants on the social networking sites—namely saying that Simorgank stole a bunch of clothes from her.

Love and her lawyer have filed a motion to strike the suit. Why? Not anything to do with free speech, but because Simorgankir is a racist, homophobic drug fiend who used to be a prostitute. Oh, well, that makes it OK then. Say anything you’d like, Courtney.

The juiciest excerpts are below, but here is our favourite part:

Simorangkir repeatedly asked me both to partake in and to procure cocaine, Percoset, and other illegal and perscription drugs for herself and her husband. I told Simorangir that my “hard-partying” days were in the past and I declined to use any of her and her husband’s drugs.

Screw what she said on Twitter, this is the real defamation. We still don’t know what this has to do with the shit she talked on the web, but it does make for a fascinating read. Just wait for the countersuit the Love legal team has in the works.

Plenty of people will be paying attention to this suit, not only because Love is crazier than a meth addict in a fun house, but because it will have an impact on future lawsuits about what people can and can’t say about others over the internet. In England, they’re already throwing kids in jail for cyberbullying. Damn, Courtney, maybe that move to London isn’t such a good idea after all.

Oh, Courtney, you haven’t put out a record in five years, but you still manage to provide us with endless entertainment.