He Took Off The Basket

@Ken Green: indeed! a shame it stopped there, but at least they stopped while they were ahead.... Monks vs. Fat Kids Camp = epic.

"Is that yellowfin following me man?"

CLCNYC

if there is a hell, and i believe there is, it would be to be reincarnated as the seat on this hell-bound cycle...

@Spirit Fingers: I give up. I just love you, ok.

He really needs a bright orange Chopper Guard flag just to balance the picture.

Cusack's Bitch All Grown Up

finwar

Jeremy! Stop admiring your reflection in that window across the street! There's a truck coming! Jeremy! Look out!!...

Ken Green

@HypocriticalOath: Nah, he's TOO Piveny

Ken Green

Wanna Try? It's My Own Flavor, Douchachino.

and, apparently, the rings and things that made it look good.

Trailing behind him are Dane Cook and Kid Rock in one of those bicycles made for two....

HypocriticalOath

@LatestBy: Serious props for paraphrasing a Gloria Steinem quote.....PROPS

HypocriticalOath

@Ken Green: How about Jeremy Piven?

HypocriticalOath

Red, White and Bluefin

California Rolling

"Oh wait a minute--I'm famous."

RollsRoyceRevenge

@City_Dater: I thought Darwin had already done that, no?

RollsRoyceRevenge

Idea for new TV sitcom: "That's So Piven". Premise: An aging hipster tries desperately to hang on to his cool quotient through a series of ever-embarassing stunts, all while trying to hide his increasing-southward hairline covered by a series of unflattering headgear. Hilarity ensues.Now... who will play Piven?

Ken Green

@lobstr: I own the boxed set and you are definitely not lying. Not one clunker skit in the bunch. Not. One.

Ken Green

@bluebears: yes. Mr. Show with Bob & David.. get season 4, you will pee your pants every episode. Seriously, the most brilliantly written sketch comedy..

He's looking awfully thick around the middle. Better get back to that healthy asian way of eating.

I need this like a fish-mercury-poisoned Piven needs a bicycle.

@lobstr: I have to netflix this show.

Wow, he's really conjuring some playground bully-ness in me. The compulsion to push him off his bike, kick him in the ass, and put his hat on my dog, is staggering. He is so totally that little blobby rich kid who made you want to kill him. I bet he smells like pee. Because don't they all just smell like pee?

Spirit Fingers

What do you give the urban cyclist who has everything? Foot thongs.

He has a girlfriend?

@bluebears:

@MrInBetween: Hee. I think I love you.

@TubOfTaft: it was ten years ago... on a night just like tonight...

Cupid Remains Mercury-Free, Still Thinks With His Venus

Piven Prepares for Upcoming Darwin Award.

(and if no one runs him over while he's pedaling around in flip-flops and no helmet, it will serve as proof that nature is arbitrary and Godless)

City_Dater

Schwinn and a miss!

Pedal It Out, Bitch

Looking at that picture, all I saw was:
Douchebag douches it up for his douchey adventure, pedaling douchily to meet his douchey girlfriend.

Mymoustache

Hi. I'm Jeremy Piven. This picture encapsulates me perfectly.

I think we can go butcher!

AndPreciousLittleofThat

This man makes more money than you.

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!

TubOfTaft

"I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it."

The trifecta of pending doom on a bike: No helmet, no shoes and steering with one hand. Posing for a photo just makes him an over achiever at this.

Piven Successfully Retrieves Bicycle from Basement of the Alamo

I know you are, but what am I?...