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“But Brad, I Haven’t Adopted Anything In Months

[Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie go to a foreign country and scoop up some baby gerbils while in France last week. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

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  • richardmarxhatesmyhair

    "...it's like rain on your wedding day...."

  • Better to Eat You With

    Why is Brad dressed like Chubbs in heaven in Happy Gilmore?

  • Tambar

    Gerbil babies are impossible to resist. She'd need superhuman insensitivity not to want to caress their soft fur & tickle their tiny tiny claws.

    Tambar

  • scroll_lock

    @Aaron Altman: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

  • Conchie Birdie

    "I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and love you forever!"

  • TedSez

    "I don't care what the French say, Angie, that's no delicacy."

  • City_Dater

    @Spirit Fingers:

    Running their orphanage has aged him.
    That, and she drinks his blood at night while he sleeps.

    City_Dater

  • doctorzizmor

    Oooh! Lunch! Let me just unhinge my jaw.

    doctorzizmor

  • FitnessMadeSimple

    The building has to be at least...three times bigger than this!

  • RheaPollstry

    They obviously have something against good ol' American gerbils. And children.

  • The Real JR

    @TubOfTaft: A+

  • meechybee

    ...and look how fast they breed!

  • Aaron Altman

    "Angie, I told you, we can make sawdust at home."

  • rudi_freude

    I didn't realize the new French chateau would be so Spartan.

    rudi_freude

  • TubOfTaft

    Those gerbils will have luxuries that most of us will never have.

    TubOfTaft

  • Say that is cool

    This one smells just like the chateau!

    Say that is cool

  • Spirit Fingers

    Is Jolie there with her grand-pappy? Brad, why the beard and mutt chops? Geezer.

    Spirit Fingers

  • blix

    Don't be so sentimental darling, it's just a model. We'll build it five times larger. Jennifer will have everything she needs and then all the magazine covers will be mine. MWAHAHAHA.

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  • jbwan

    Richard Gere recommended this one...

    jbwan

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