Ask Mamma Spaghetti!

Well, the questions for Mamma Spaghetti’s brand new column have been flooding in. She’s kindly taken time out from her busy schedule to begin answering them today, so here are her first two attempts at helping troubled readers.

QUESTION!

When making spaghetti meatballs, should it be lots of meatballs through the spaghetti? Or should it just be one meatball on the side, like they do at Pellegrini’s? Do you know the men at Pellegrini’s?

Kris

MAMMA SAYS!

ONE A MEAT A BALL?!?! I say to mista Pellegrini a many time you should a put MORE a meatball ina the spaghetti! Pappa getsa cross when he a run out of the meat a ball and he is not a full of the face. One a time his a meatball fall to the floor and mia little dog eat it upa!! PAPPA WAS NO HAPPY ABOUTA THIS!!

QUESTION!

Mamma, once I start eating meatballs I just can’t stop! How many meatballs should I eat in a day?

Natasha

MAMMA SAYS!

Itsa good to have many meat a ball a day! ITSA NICE!! But some a time too many meat a ball can a make a you fat in the body. Mia daughter Brunella eat a many meat a ball and isa hard for him to find a nice a man who love her inside her a body. BUT I SAY TO HIM ITSA NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE SOFT A TOUCH ON THE BODY! Pappa lika mia, he say itsa nice to cuddle!

EAT THE MEAT A BALL!!

Excellent! And remember, your questions don’t just have to be about meatballs and spaghetti (although it’s a fine topic) – they can be about anything! Mamma Spaghetti is a wise woman. Send your queries and dilemmas to jess@defamer.com.au and I’ll forward them on to her.

PS: It has been rumoured on the internets that I am Mamma Spaghetti. I AM NOT MAMMA SPAGHETTI! Unless she’s my Tyler Durden? But I don’t think so. I wouldn’t rave about my own fake Twitter accounts (but rest assured I do run a few of them… can you guess?)