Amy Winehouse Currently Pretending To Be A Cat Named ‘Shirley’

It’s been a while since Defamer Australia checked in on Amy Winehouse. Last I heard, she was being scandalous in St Lucia or something like that, but it seems now that the “troubled” soul singer is busying herself with Facebook – specifically, pretending to be a cat named Shirley in order to stay in touch with former husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Okaaaaay…

Reports the always reliable British tabloids…

AMY WINEHOUSE has set up a Facebook profile pretending to be her cat as a way of keeping in secret contact with BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL. Wino finally divorced the waster jailbird last month but has engineered a novel way to get in touch with him online. She has created a profile for her pet pussy Shirley and is using it to post messages to Blake at his remote Yorkshire rehab centre.

And what kind of stuff is she saying to Blake through the Facebook account of Shirley the cat?

“Oi mummy was saying to her friend about th time she made you breakfast an you drank all th nesquik til you was sick xxxxxxx.”

Indeed.

And it seems that Operation Shirley was a success for Winegums.

When Blake first set up his account, he listed himself as single. A short while later he changed his relationship status to “It’s complicated”. Now, after a few days of cat conversation, Blake has switched his status firmly back to “Married”. He also accepted a friend request from Amy’s real-life profile.

God help us all.

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