Monday, August 31, 2009
People
Which Actor Is Into Getting Spanked By Other Men?
11:34PM Brian Moylan | It’s not good enough to just be gay anymore. To rank, you have to be a total S&M queen. Oh, the modern age! It is also home to dirty game show hosts, undersexed starlets, and secret relationships. Whip it! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Scientology Thwarted (For Now)
8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | The Scientologists had their henchmen remove that scary jargon video. A new one is here.
People
Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
8:05PM Andrew Belonsky | Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha’s Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It’s Monday’s Gossip Roundup! More »
Online
The Internet Faces Frightening, Market Driven Future
7:27PM Andrew Belonsky | Happy Birthday, Internet! This September marks the 40th anniversary of our virtual god, and, as happens with the marching of time, it faces some changes. The scope and impact of those potential changes remains to be seen, but they’re scary! More »
Print
Roger Federer’s Monogram Revolution
6:28PM Andrew Belonsky | Because everything Roger Federer does deserves press, the NY Times has run an astonishingly long piece on his super-stylish RF monogram. Where did it come from? What does it mean?! It means he’s into himself. And you should be, too! More »
Print
Admittedly Bitchy Gavin O’Reilly Can’t Help Himself
5:20PM Andrew Belonsky | Success has become quite relative in the newspaper industry. Everyone’s losing money, yes, but now it’s all about degrees. So, when your company’s not haemorrhaging like your competitors, there’s a reason to gloat. Just like Gavin O’Reilly… More »
Small Screen
View Gals, Tyra Banks: Total Winners
4:37PM Andrew Belonsky | Those gabby gals from The View have something to celebrate tonight, for they finally won a Daytime Emmy for their talk show host skills. Meanwhile, for some reason, condescending Tyra Banks won her second award for “informative talk show.” [Variety]
Small Screen
4:14PM Jess McGuire | Former Australian Idol judge Mark Holden has piped up now that the program’s ratings are suffering and claimed that the show’s woes stem from losing too many members from the original line up. You know, James Mathison, John Foreman, and… oh yeah! A certain carnation throwing, Amorosi-discovering fellow named Mark Holden. TOUCH DOWN! More »
Mark Holden Thinks Idol Needs More Familiar Faces, HINT HINT
4:14PM Jess McGuire | Former Australian Idol judge Mark Holden has piped up now that the program’s ratings are suffering and claimed that the show’s woes stem from losing too many members from the original line up. You know, James Mathison, John Foreman, and… oh yeah! A certain carnation throwing, Amorosi-discovering fellow named Mark Holden. TOUCH DOWN! More »
Small Screen
4:02PM Jess McGuire | How Melissa George manages to remember her lines while appearing in Hollywood productions is beyond me, because she’s clearly slipping up in the brain department. She claims she recently forgot her Home & Away character’s name! I find that hard to believe. If I can remember it – and the band playing when she met Shane, and the way she walked down the aisle, and what she named the baby, and EVERYTHING ELSE – then I can’t see why she’s unable to recall the reason she’s famous in the first place. More »
Melissa George Is Having Some Memory Issues
4:02PM Jess McGuire | How Melissa George manages to remember her lines while appearing in Hollywood productions is beyond me, because she’s clearly slipping up in the brain department. She claims she recently forgot her Home & Away character’s name! I find that hard to believe. If I can remember it – and the band playing when she met Shane, and the way she walked down the aisle, and what she named the baby, and EVERYTHING ELSE – then I can’t see why she’s unable to recall the reason she’s famous in the first place. More »
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