Sunday, August 30, 2009

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The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps

7:30AM Foster Kamer | While America’s medical debates rage on, many of its significant members, of all colours and sizes, limply, quietly weep to themselves: penises. But! This is one health care package making serious progress: Flaccid penises demand innovation, as the Times discovered. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Depressed Sad Sacks Smarter Than Shiny Happy People

3:45AM Foster Kamer | Not that it’s much consolation, but a Scientific American piece going viral explains that those suffering from depression are at an “evolutionary paradox” and are more evolved thinkers than happy-go-lucky types due to their analytical nature. Viva Wellbutrin. [Scientific American] More »
People

Kurt Cobain Brought Back To Life As Playable Video Game Character

1:30AM Foster Kamer | Well, if Gus Van Sant’s rockstar suicide porn Last Days wasn’t vicarious enough for you, you can now play as a Kurt Cobain-like character in Guitar Hero 4, replete with the infamous Daniel Johnston shirt. Via Fimoculous, game trailer below. More »
People

Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.

1:00AM Foster Kamer | Joe Francis fought with Brody Jenner and his girlfriend. Kristen Stewart’s naked, lacks confidence, blows Robert Pattinson…away. Jason Biggs + Monkey = Comedy. Lily Allen is scary, Jessie Spano needs advice, Oasis broke up. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More »