Sunday, August 23, 2009

Online

Fan-Made Music Video Restores Hope In Music Video Kind

9:45AM Foster Kamer | Remember when music videos were important, and good? Well, I don’t. Neither does anybody I know, because our memory’s been wiped by MTV and VH1’s current sad slate of programming. And then there’s this: a beautiful, fan-made Grizzly Bear video. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Is Big Brother Watching You Bump Bills Of Blow?

9:00AM Foster Kamer | Cocaine’s a hell of a drug. It’s the only one you blow money on, when it gets bad, blow for, and (funnest of all), blow with money. But can the government track your use on bills? Cops, man, cops! ARHGHGHHH! More »
People

McSteamy Sex Tape: The Mystery Smoking Product Revealed

8:15AM Foster Kamer | Paycheck Journalism: Doing our part to bring more money into circulation, or something. Because even the darkest cloud has a silver lining, every sex tape leak has an upside to it. In this case: product placement for Big eTobacco. More »
People

Lindsay Lohan’s Little Italy BlackBerry Bodega Brouhaha

7:00AM Foster Kamer | This may be one of my favourite gossip items, ev-ar: Lindsay Lohan ended up having to call cops to get her BlackBerry back from a bodega last night in Little Italy, reports the Daily News. Where? Who? What? Why? How? More »
People

Robert Pattinson Can’t Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can

1:30AM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s going gambling at Foxwoods, Robert Pattinson can’t lose. Stephanie Meyer’s getting sued, and she can, but she’s no Astronaut Mya or Conspiring Billy Bush. Or Hayden Panettiere’s ‘Pink Taco’ sharing Harry Morton. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More »