Friday, August 21, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009
People

Which Actor Has A Very Scary Phobia?

11:50PM Brian Moylan | We’re all scared of something. But the scariest thing of all: germs. They’re invisible! They make you sick! Ew, don’t touch me. Germs! Pass the Purell and give your complete attention to one lone mid-August blind item. More »
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Online

Lady Calling Other Lady Skank Is Big Morality Play Somehow

11:43PM Hamilton Nolan | The new tabloid hero of New York is—for some reason—Liskula Cohen, the model famous primarily for being called a skank, online. This makes her brave, somehow! And we now know the identity of the skankblogger. Villain, arrrrghhh, hisssss! More »
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People

Are Cameron Diaz And Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?

10:08PM the cajun boy | Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are allegedly dating, Spencer Pratt wants to be the next Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson’s gay lover speaks, Hayden Panettiere is dating the Pink Taco dude, Lindsay Lohan loses her phone and Penelope Cruz gets thicker. More »
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People

Here’s Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update

7:02PM the cajun boy | Ever since Jeremy Piven almost died from eating sushi and had his corpse turned into a thermometer by David Mamet, the world has been wondering, “How are Piven’s mercury level doing like these day?” Well, now we know. More »
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Music

Attention Seeking Pop Star Accuses Fellow Pop Star Of Seeking Attention

5:03PM Jess McGuire | The day Katy Perry accuses another pop star of being an attention seeking idiot is the day my pot hate crimes my kettle. More »
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Big Screen

The Summer Of Death For Movie Stars

3:21PM the cajun boy | What’s happened to America’s movie stars in the summer of 2009? A slew of boldface names have opened films this summer and most of them have tanked hard. Some people are blaming Twitter, but the answer is really quite simple. More »
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Radio

Tony Martin On Triple R’s Lime Champions

2:49PM Jess McGuire | As I’ve mentioned a thousand times, my radio station 3RRRFM is in the midst of its annual Radiothon celebration (03 9388 1027, suckers!), and Monday night comedy show Lime Champions welcomed Tony Martin into the studio to give them some tips on how to have a successful radio show. The fact that Triple M got rid of this guy truly hammers home how stupid they are. More »
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People

Parky Heading To Oz!

1:37PM Jess McGuire | How come I had no idea Michael Parkinson was coming to Australia? I demand answers! Or perhaps I should demand that I lift my game? Whatevs. Point being, Meg Ryan’s least favourite talk show host is doing a one man show in our fine country, and that’s news worth being vaguely excited about. More »
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Music

Pink’s Still Raving About Vegan Parmas

12:38PM Jess McGuire | She may be leaving our country, but she’ll always take with her the memory of delicious animal free cuisine. Yes, Pink’s been interviewed by Herald Sun entertainment dude Cameron Adams, and guess what she can’t help but mention? Ah yes, her parma eating – the story you heard first on Defamer Australia, home of celebrity stomach updates! More »
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People

VH-1 Reality Star Charged With Murder

11:55AM the cajun boy | An international manhunt is on for Ryan Alexander Jenkins of the VH-1 reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire after he was charged today in the murder of his ex-wife, whose body was found stuffed inside of a dumpster on Saturday. More »
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