Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Starlet Is Going Crazy Because Of A Miscarriage?
11:43PM Brian Moylan | Sometimes famous people have problems, and that’s why they’re crazy. So, who is the actress blaming her behaviour on lady troubles? Speaking of troubles, here’s a celeb coke-induced nose rebuilding and reality stars behaving badly. Celebrities: they’re just like us! More »
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Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Why Models Won’t Date Him
10:45PM the cajun boy | Robert Pattinson whines about not getting more hot chicks, Brad Pitt is a joint-rolling artist, Kate Major says boning Jon Gosselin was “amazing”, Mariah Carey disses the Grammys, Alicia Silverstone gets naked and David Cook is dating an older woman. More »
People
Did A VH1 Reality Show Contestant Murder His Model Wife?
7:49PM the cajun boy | On Saturday in California a suitcase was discovered inside a trash receptacle with a corpse stuffed inside of it. The dead woman has been identified as model/stripper/Playboy representative Jasmine Fiore and her reality star husband is currently on the run. More »
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Donald Trump: People Hate Carrie Prejean Because She’s Beautiful
5:55PM the cajun boy | Reality TV star Donald Trump was on Letterman tonight braying about how much he loves pageant broads and how Carrie Prejean was crucified on a wooden cross just like Jesus because mean people hate her for being so damn hot. More »
Music
5:23PM Jess McGuire | Once again, the press are insisting Kylie’s close to finally getting hitched. She’s apparently purchased a new “love nest” (the rest of us would refer to this as “a house” but if you’re Kylie you only ever buy love nests) in Spain. Hey, that’s where boyfriend Andres Velencos is from! SHE IS PROBABLY PREGNANT! More »
Oh Look, Kylie’s Probably Going To Get Married!
5:23PM Jess McGuire | Once again, the press are insisting Kylie’s close to finally getting hitched. She’s apparently purchased a new “love nest” (the rest of us would refer to this as “a house” but if you’re Kylie you only ever buy love nests) in Spain. Hey, that’s where boyfriend Andres Velencos is from! SHE IS PROBABLY PREGNANT! More »
Music
5:08PM Jess McGuire | Well, he either has a good sense of humour or he’ll do anything for attention. Reader Cameron alerted me to the existence of The Boy Cruise, an 80s retro band who have penned a song called “Don’t Hassel The Hoff”. David appears in their video. Would you like to see? More »
David Hasselhoff Appears To Have A Good Sense Of Humour
5:08PM Jess McGuire | Well, he either has a good sense of humour or he’ll do anything for attention. Reader Cameron alerted me to the existence of The Boy Cruise, an 80s retro band who have penned a song called “Don’t Hassel The Hoff”. David appears in their video. Would you like to see? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
4:20PM Jess McGuire | As you may or may not know, I host rock and pop culture trivia at the East Brunswick Club every Tuesday night. And it just so happens that The East, as it is affectionately known amongst Melburnians, is now pop singer Pink’s new favourite pub. I had my fingers crossed that Pink would attend a trivia night there before she finished up her tour Down Under, and my dream came true! Sort of! More »
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner/Trivia?
4:20PM Jess McGuire | As you may or may not know, I host rock and pop culture trivia at the East Brunswick Club every Tuesday night. And it just so happens that The East, as it is affectionately known amongst Melburnians, is now pop singer Pink’s new favourite pub. I had my fingers crossed that Pink would attend a trivia night there before she finished up her tour Down Under, and my dream came true! Sort of! More »
Music
3:47PM Jess McGuire | It’s been a while since Defamer Australia checked in on Amy Winehouse. Last I heard, she was being scandalous in St Lucia or something like that, but it seems now that the “troubled” soul singer is busying herself with Facebook – specifically, pretending to be a cat named Shirley in order to stay in touch with former husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Okaaaaay… More »
Amy Winehouse Currently Pretending To Be A Cat Named ‘Shirley’
3:47PM Jess McGuire | It’s been a while since Defamer Australia checked in on Amy Winehouse. Last I heard, she was being scandalous in St Lucia or something like that, but it seems now that the “troubled” soul singer is busying herself with Facebook – specifically, pretending to be a cat named Shirley in order to stay in touch with former husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Okaaaaay… More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
1:46PM Jess McGuire | I receive a lot of press releases, and most of them are boring and rubbish. There are, of course, occasional exceptions to this rule. Remember Gabby Molnar’s song for Sydney? Brilliant. More »
Do You Have Money To Burn? Wanna Play ‘Real Estate Porn’?
1:46PM Jess McGuire | I receive a lot of press releases, and most of them are boring and rubbish. There are, of course, occasional exceptions to this rule. Remember Gabby Molnar’s song for Sydney? Brilliant. More »
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