Thursday, August 13, 2009
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Yale Press Sides With Religious Fanatics Over Own Author
11:41PM Hamilton Nolan | Yale University Press is publishing a book about the Danish Muhammad cartoon controversy of 2005. But Yale will not publish any images of the cartoons, or Muhammad, because Yale University Press is run by freedom-disregarding accommodationist pussies. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Actor Wants His Wife To Keep Her Grubby Mitts Off His Movie?
11:40PM Brian Moylan | Actors have been going behind their wives’ backs to get laid for centuries, but to secretly get her fired from his movie? Also, weird food issues (that don’t involve throwing up!) and a fame-whore reality star. Go figure. More »
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Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
10:17PM the cajun boy | A Kate Hudson/Minka Kelly catfight is brewing, Matt Damon gets fat, Mary-Kate and Ashley double date, Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up, Sienna Miller takes the “Slinky Wizard” home, Seth MacFarland says Stewie is gay and Jaime Pressly pees in public. More »
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Heidi Montag’s Playboy Spread Confirmed As Impossibly Lame
5:32PM the cajun boy | When it was announced that Heidi Montag was posing “tastefully” nude for Playboy, it was mildly shocking to imagine her controlling little boy-goblin letting her do such a thing. Now it makes sense—she’s not nude in the photos. More »
Music
4:33PM Jess McGuire | Remember when successful actor Simon Baker was actually Simon Denny (somewhere in between those two names, he tried out the faintly ridiculous moniker Simon Baker-Denny too) and dancing up a storm in videos for Euphoria? Time for a trip down memory lane… More »
Let’s Look At A Young Simon BAKER DENNY.
4:33PM Jess McGuire | Remember when successful actor Simon Baker was actually Simon Denny (somewhere in between those two names, he tried out the faintly ridiculous moniker Simon Baker-Denny too) and dancing up a storm in videos for Euphoria? Time for a trip down memory lane… More » 
Vortex Of Douchebaggery Captured In A Single Photograph
3:00PM the cajun boy | Jeremy Piven, Dane Cook and Kid Rock all went out in Vegas together and took a picture to document the fun times, which they then posted to Twitter. Prepare to moisten when you click through! More »
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2:15PM Jess McGuire | Seems like the former Mrs Andre has proven once and for all that she’s about as classy as we all secretly imagined. Apparently she ruined her gay best friend’s wedding by having a sweary tantrum after being denied access to the karaoke machine. Yes, really. More »
Sweary Jordan Ruins GBF’s Wedding
2:15PM Jess McGuire | Seems like the former Mrs Andre has proven once and for all that she’s about as classy as we all secretly imagined. Apparently she ruined her gay best friend’s wedding by having a sweary tantrum after being denied access to the karaoke machine. Yes, really. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
12:54PM Jess McGuire | Eye Of The Tiger, Survivor’s theme song to Rocky III, has become a staple in eighties playlist everywhere, but I can honestly say that even as someone who is absolutely mad for hit songs of yesteryear, I’ve never once found myself wondering “Hmmm, I wonder what Survivor are up to these days?” More »
What Are Survivor Up To These Days?
12:54PM Jess McGuire | Eye Of The Tiger, Survivor’s theme song to Rocky III, has become a staple in eighties playlist everywhere, but I can honestly say that even as someone who is absolutely mad for hit songs of yesteryear, I’ve never once found myself wondering “Hmmm, I wonder what Survivor are up to these days?” More »
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Anna Wintour’s Guest List
12:06PM the cajun boy | So everyone in fashion is eagerly awaiting the release of the Anna Wintour/Vogue documentary, The September Issue, one of the most important pieces of cinema ever made. Naturally, the film’s premiere will be a ridiculously hyped event. But who’s invited? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:15AM Jess McGuire | Crystal sent in today’s YouTube Clip Of The Day, and I’m glad she did – I had no idea there was a bunny show jumping scene. Thank you, Crystal! And thank you, The Internet! More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
9:15AM Jess McGuire | Crystal sent in today’s YouTube Clip Of The Day, and I’m glad she did – I had no idea there was a bunny show jumping scene. Thank you, Crystal! And thank you, The Internet! More » 