Monday, August 10, 2009

Flotsam & Jetsam

Which Hollywood Couple Is In A Half-Bi Open Relationship?

11:18PM Hamilton Nolan | Today in bottom-feeding: a closeted print journalist, a Hollywood couple with an open relationship, bisexual reality show starlets, a pop star declines a chance to join the Mile High Club, and a diva pisses off her family. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Modern Technology Destroying The Family As We Know It

7:51PM the cajun boy | Remember when your mum would go into your room each morning to wake you for school? Well those days are gone, now that parents are so busy Facebooking that they have to text message their kids to wake them up. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

1:40PM Jess McGuire | I was shown this clip on Saturday night, and found myself chuckling happily despite how wrong it is. It’s a parody of the adorable “Charlie Bit Me” video, and things have taken a turn for the Brokeback. More »
People

Catriona Rowntree Has Given Birth!

1:35PM Jess McGuire | I meant to write about this on Friday but I got distracted by something shiny and forgot about it. But over the weekend, I stumbled across one of the ladygossipmags from last week which had a picture of Catriona Rowntree on the cover and the headline “MY FAT HAPPY BABY” and I realised I completely forgot to publicly congratulate Ms Rowntree on the birth of her son. More »
Small Screen

Daniel Amalm Will Co-Host ‘The Contender’

11:39AM Jess McGuire | Remember Daniel Amalm, ladies and gentlemen? He was on Home & Away years ago. We’re talking 1994-ish. His character Jack used to date Chloe, who was played by Kirsty Wright, who dated Dieter “Shane Parrish” Brummer in real life, who used to go out with Amy Canto who used to be in unsuccessful girl band Cherry. I think my brain just exploded from pissweak nineties pop cultural trivia. More »
Music

Nils Lofgren – “Black Books”

10:26AM Jess McGuire | Fans of The Sopranos would remember this song well – it was used at the end of a particularly brilliant episode called “Second Opinion” during the third season of the show. I am listening to it as we speak, nice and loud, and having my mind blown by the guitar solo. Won’t you join me? More »
Small Screen

Australian Idol Returns To Our Screens

9:02AM Jess McGuire | Did everyone tune into Australian Idol last night? I’m assuming the first episode of the new series will score some decent ratings for Channel Ten given that many viewers will want to catch a glimpse of Kyle Sandilands in the wake of his recent radio scandal and subsequent firing from the show, but I could be wrong. More »
Online

Perez Hilton Will Not Apologise For Being An Awful Person

7:30AM Foster Kamer | Perez Hilton got a fawning LA Times profile today. Instead of taking the opportunity to win fans back after recent publicity snafus, he used it as a platform to define his brand going forward: that of a professionally insufferable dick. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

TMZ Finally Given The Porn Parody Treatment

2:45AM Foster Kamer | All good things come, ha, to an end. In pop culture, canonisations are routinely bestowed by the porn industry. Meet the comedic genius that is TMSleaze, starring Ron Jeremy as Harvey Levin. Featuring Speidi, Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo, and Amy Winehouse. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Paula Abdul’s Diet Of Skittles, Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong

1:00AM Foster Kamer | The former American Idol judge’s job offer, Jessica Simpson’s training for Hell Week. Gerard Butler likes dumb chicks. Paris Jackson’s biological father? Lady Gaga: still ridiculous, no word on her penis. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »