Sunday, August 9, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Surprise! Dead Baby Is Actually Alive
10:44AM Foster Kamer | A prematurely born baby: died, given a death certificate, had funeral arrangements made for him. Then he started crying from his coffin. [Guanabee]
Flotsam & Jetsam
Kate Moss, Lily Allen, And The Rock Chick Diet
9:15AM Foster Kamer | Want to know how awesome starlets Lily Allen and Kate Moss stay in shape? This isn’t a joke about blowcaine! You can do it too. Kate and Lily took the most awesome Rock Chick holiday ev-ah and looked awesome. How? More »
Online
The Associated Press Wants Your Plane Crash Porn
7:40AM Foster Kamer | Ardent defender of their words and content, the Associated Press is now taking their talk to the streets! Where are their photo editors trolling for pictures of today’s crash these days? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
British Drug Enforcer Dies From Drug Overdose
7:30AM Foster Kamer | A 47-year-old British drug cop nicknamed “Robocop” died of a heroin overdose. He had ecstasy and cocaine in his system as well. He had no previous offences on his record and was an otherwise clean police officer. [The Sun]
People
Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Is Not Dead, Says Best Press Release Ever
3:45AM Foster Kamer | Enormous-mouthed lead singer of seminal Boston rock band Aerosmith (sorry, Boston, the band), Steven Tyler, fell off a stage while performing a crazy twirly dance. His other daughter, Mia, released a PR statement to TMZ last night. This is classic. More »
Big Screen
How Violently Does G.I. Joe Suck?
1:30AM Foster Kamer | G.I. Joe wasn’t screened for critics because Paramount wanted to market the movie to Middle Amerikkka without being judged. Critical reviews are finally coming in. They’re going to be bad, it’s just a matter of how bad. And how bad? More »
People
