Friday, August 7, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Singer’s Boyfriend Is A ‘Weeping Willow?’
11:31PM Hamilton Nolan | Today in too much information: A singer with an unsatisfactory man, a fashion critic with cheap arse gold paint on her walls, an actor in love with his sister-in-law, and some Paula Abdul thing. More »
People
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie’s Are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
10:05PM the cajun boy | Brad and Angelina enjoy pool sex, Lady Gaga is a confirmed hermaphrodite, Constantine Maroulis gets beat up over Paula Abdul at Ciprianis, Patrick Swayze is recovering nicely, Britney looks good in a white bikini and Paris and Douglas Reinhardt reunite. More »
People
John Hughes’ Pen Pal Speaks
7:45PM the cajun boy | This is probably the best remembrance of John Hughes you could ever possibly read.
Flotsam & Jetsam
Blue Under The Australian Moon
7:40PM the cajun boy | The Sydney Opera House is lit up in blue for “Jeans For Genes” day, an inititive by the Children’s Medical Research Institute to raise money for kids with genetic abnormalities. [Brendon Thorne/Getty Images]
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Unemployed’s Newest Enemy: Cheap Credit Reports
6:43PM the cajun boy | As if America’s jobless weren’t screwed enough — more employers are running credit checks on potential employees for jobs that involve no financial decisions, so you’d better pay your bills on time even if you don’t have a job! More »
Small Screen
2:19PM Jess McGuire | I will never tire of writing headlines about Fifi Box, it’s true. Guess what she’s been up to lately? Breaking her wrist in the name of breakfast television entertainment, that’s what. More »
Sunrise Stunt Leads To Injured Box
2:19PM Jess McGuire | I will never tire of writing headlines about Fifi Box, it’s true. Guess what she’s been up to lately? Breaking her wrist in the name of breakfast television entertainment, that’s what. More »
People
Kate Major Thinks Jon Gosselin Is Just Perfect
1:39PM the cajun boy | Former Star reporter Kate Major is milking all the publicity she can out of her fling with “great, great guy” Jon Gosselin. She’s landed a three night E! interview special so she can dish about their “relationship.” More »
Small Screen
11:15AM Jess McGuire | Another day, another potential replacement for Kyle Sandilands being put forward by the press. So viewers, how do you feel about Brian McFadden’s Irish mug appearing on your television screens with alarming regularity? More »
The Potato Might Replace Kyle Sandilands On Idol
11:15AM Jess McGuire | Another day, another potential replacement for Kyle Sandilands being put forward by the press. So viewers, how do you feel about Brian McFadden’s Irish mug appearing on your television screens with alarming regularity? More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
10:05AM Jess McGuire | If there’s one thing I’m sure of in this crazy world, it’s that Defamer Australia readers love love LOVE Sia. But will you love her singing about pee? Of course you will. You’re not stupid. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
10:05AM Jess McGuire | If there’s one thing I’m sure of in this crazy world, it’s that Defamer Australia readers love love LOVE Sia. But will you love her singing about pee? Of course you will. You’re not stupid. More »
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