Saturday, August 1, 2009

Big Screen

A Survival Guide For Hollywood’s Poorly Paid Asisstants

11:14AM Natasha VC | Starting tomorrow, assistants toiling away inside of the tumultuous WME talent agency will be dealt a 25-30 percent drop in their salaries. So how will Hollywood’s well-dressed underclass survive on their food-service wages? Here are some friendly tips! More »
Big Screen

Lowlights From Tucker Max’s Terrible Movie

7:52AM Ryan Tate | Is bro-blogger Tucker Max’s movie as chest-thumpingly awful as the script made it out to be? Based on some “leaked” footage we’ve been sent, yes, yes it is. Sex with midgets and deaf girls; wannabe-alpha-male trash talk; it’s all there. More »
Small Screen

Simon Cowell Wants To Be Your Dog

5:20AM Natasha VC | Leave it to the brutualising 1980’s to put Simon Cowell on the receiving end of pity. Here he is in 1982 dressed as a plushie costumed canine named ‘Wonderdog’ appearing on Britain’s Top of the Pops. More »
People

Michael Cera And Charlyne Yi Break-Up. Publicity Stunt?

5:00AM Natasha VC | Michael Cera has dumped long-time girlfriend Charlyne Yi. At least that’s what a source tells Star Magazine now that Cera is “superfamous” he’s “itching to date other people.” Here’s how we cope. More »
Big Screen

Everything Un-Ravaged, Everthing Un-Burned In Hollywood

2:58AM Natasha VC | Three picture deals, reunions, prequels, and the secret ingredient to box office success have all been revealed! Like a fresh patch of skin that emerges after a viscous sunburn, this last week of July has some rejuvenating news from Hollywood. More »
Online

Why Twitter Is Implicated In A Rape

2:24AM Ryan Tate | Police say MC Hammer’s cousin sexually assaulted a woman in a San Francisco-area hotel. Twitter will be in the lead of every story about this, and not just because that’s where the accuser and accused met. More »
Print

A Decade Of Truth From The Weekly World News

1:29AM Hamilton Nolan | The wonders of electrical technology have created an iPhone app for the Weekly World News. Below, a look back at more than a decade of the fattest, skinniest, Satan-est, most eerie predictions and reports of America’s greatest paper. Nostradamus, hello! More »