Will Gerard Butler Be The Next Man To Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are probably boning, Mischa Barton has a serious “medical issue,” Jon Gosselin’s new lady is a walking white-trash stereotype, The Hoff parties with Lady Gaga, Madonna has “bingo wings” and Robert Redford gets married.
- Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are so boning! They’re working on a movie together, some impossibly dumb romantic comedy, and they’ve been spotted off-camera walking with their arms around each other! Like we said, they are boning hard on the regular, no doubt. [Daily Mail]
- The LAPD arrived at Mischa Barton’s West Hollywood apartment and removed her from the premises because she was having a “medical issue.” [Sun]
- Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend is a “party animal” with a “racy lesbian past,” which probably means she got wasted and made out with girls in front of boys in rural Midwestern bars, just like every other girl her age. But whatever. [Gatecrasher]
- After a ten year engagement, 72 year-old Robert Redford finally tied the knot with his fiancee, Sibylle Szaggars. [Page Six]
- Michael Jackson’s legs were riddled with gaping wounds resulting from the many injections and intravenous lines he had going into them. Who the hell puts an IV into the leg? Anyway, the pictures of Jackson’s legs are freaking gross. You’ve been warned. [Daily Mail]
- Another fairy tale romance bites the dust as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil file for divorce in London. So there you go fellas—AWine is back on the market! [Mirror]
- Zooey Deschanel likes to slather herself up with sunscreen because she like the way that it makes her smell. [Gatecrasher]
- Kylie Minogue got pissed at her boyfriend the other night for making her wait in line for a drink in a bar or something so she slapped him across the face. [Page Six]
- According to the Sun, Madonna is afflicted with something called “bingo wings,” which is apparently British slang for the droopy skin that hangs from a woman’s upper arms. So much for those Tracy Anderson workouts, eh? [Sun]
- The Hoff and Lady Gaga were spotted partying together in London on Tuesday night. Need we even say anything more? [Mirror]
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"they've been spotted off-camera walking with their arms around each other!" I read that as anus around each other. I think it might still work.
maxandsampson
@Cheap Shot: I read elsewhere that he lifted his pants legs for that photo to show that he'd been bitten by a brown recluse spider, and that horrid looking wound is the bite. Not too sure about the veracity of the claim that the wound is from drug use.
@City_Dater: Oh yes. An impossibly hot Scottish man, which makes him even hotter.
@cmd: Haha!
@misslinda: Between this comment and the gaping wound on Michael Jackson's leg, I think it's time for lunch!
When Gerard Butler is finished humiliating Jennifer Aniston, I know a whole lot of other single ladies over 30 who also respond well to that sort of humiliation. Starting with me. Bring on the indignity of casual sex with an impossibly hot man!
City_Dater
@scroll_lock: I'd marry Hailey Glassman! oops.
whoah, those legions on MJ's legs, wtf?!! Looks like ebola or something.
To be honest, Jennifer Aniston and I are probably boning as well. I've just been too busy at work to notice.
Paul.B.Dodd
I think Robert Redford is just using Sibylle Szaggars. Simply spelling Szaggar's name correctly is bound to help the iconic septuagenarian ward off Alzheimer's.
Dagrolord
If I'd married 72 year old Robert Redford I'd make him wear a Hubble Gardner mask every second.
The Hoff!!!?? She is amazing! I so hope she gets him in a video...
@DahlELama: And that totally makes sense why Aniston would pursue him. She obsesses over anyone she's with, so the constant attention fits arm-and-arm with the narcissism.
saya
Zooey Deschanel is like a human vacuum of twee. Don't get too close or she'll stare at you with those wide eyes and suddenly you're wearing mismatched socks and naming your favorite trees in Central Park.
cmd
Bingo Wings = Irish Biceps
whoneedslight
On the IV in the leg: This is disturbing because it sounds like he may have had central venous access for medication administration. Only people with long-term, life-threatening illnesses (i.e., cancer undergoing chemotherapy) usually have these in order to "preserve" the integrity of the peripheral vascular system from repeated pokes.
I'm too afraid to look at the pictures.
Bring back Bradley Cooper, that was juicier!
Droopy skin? Isn't that too normal for Madonna?
Gerard Butler just became so "meh." I didn't think it was possible.
Also, when do Jon and the white trash get tattoos of each other's names in "faaaancy" fonts?
I imagine Jesus has to look at his checkbook register over Madonna's creaking shoulder in order to keep it up.
@Dickdogfood: I was "meh" on him before, but the interview of him in this month's Esquire made me hate him. Every other line out of his mouth was "so you really don't know who I am?!" I find it hard to be attracted to someone who so obviously lives in a home of mirrors.
DahlELama
Somewhere, there's a photo of Amy Winehouse sleeping with a cock tucked in her mouth like a pacifier.
Dagrolord
The Michael Jackson mise–en–scène somehow manages to get more tragic by the day.
Dagrolord
Gerard Butler is delectable. He can humiliate me any old day. He's Scottish, right? Even better--he can humiliate me wearing a kilt.
Bingo wings are just like hot wings, only instead of a side of blue cheese, they come with a side of cottage cheese.
The Hoff and Gaga together is like the crossing of the streams in GhostBusters. As Egon said, "Crossing of the streams is BAD."
momof3wildkids
@cmd: It's too late for me, go, save yourself!
I'll admit he's pretty hot, but I have my own cute and slightly dorky Scotsman, so I'm good.
VeraEumelus
Has anyone noticed that Anniston, repped by CAA, primarily dates men repped by CAA: Pitt, Maher and Butler?
gaynyernbama
@Cheap Shot: I'm pretty sure it's gangrene.
@scroll_lock: He was beautiful back then (dreamy sigh).
pony_express
@scroll_lock: He seems like too much of a wuss to get a tattoo, but I wouldn't put an airbrushed t-shirt by him.
irishflyesq
I wish you guys & the rest of the media would leave her alone. If she were pulling the usual Hollywood attention getting tricks, then I'd think it was fair game, but this is not the case, so shove off, eH?
fringedweller
@DahlELama: Geez, he sounds like an absolute tool. I'd still do him, though.
OrneryBabe