Which Actress Cheated On Her Fiance With A ‘Geeky Dreamboat’?
Today we have a lucky actress who got to get it in with a “geeky dreamboat,” a poor girl going on a terrible eating bender, some weird thing about a TV show, and an Emmy monster.
1) “Which now-married (but then-engaged) starlet hooked up with her geeky dreamboat of a co-star on the set of their film? Wisely, they frolicked in a soundproof room.” [NYDN]
2) “Which star has been going on four-hour binges scoffing doughnuts and deep fried food after splitting up from her boyfriend? And she always carries a doggy bag.” [Mirror]
3) “Talk about high school. This television show on a non traditional network is headed towards a meltdown. It turns out that one of the bigger stars coming into the show has been basically ignored since the middle of last season. Unless there are lines being spoken, no one talks to this actor. He hasn’t pulled a diva or done anything wrong, it’s just the rest of the cast doesn’t seem to like him or maybe it is something about him. It has got so bad that he just wants off the show and out of all their lives.” [CDaN]
4) “Of course everyone is excited to discover who will get an Emmy nod later today. What is far more interesting, though, are the preparations being made for one potential non-nominee. Her staff is gearing up for the worst. They have removed all breakables from the vicinity, and have a bottle of valium at the ready. They have also instructed all non-essential staff to check the nominations before coming in to work so they will know whether they should wear regular work attire or riot gear.” [BlindGossip]
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Is "scoffing" anything like "scarfing"?
3 is sad. Unless it's someone I don't like then NYAAA-HAHAHA LOSER.
#3. Jeff Goldblum on Law & Order, Criminal Intent?
merkins of hope
1 - OK so my first guess about this was that "geeky dreamboat" somehow referred to Franco and Freaks and Geeks... but of course that doesn't compute. So ScarJo and Justin Long it is!
#2 is the UK version of Jessica Simpson, who ever that is. Did a Big Brother contestant/WAG break up with a footballer recently?
3. I'm going to go with Jesse McCartney on ABC Family's GREEK for this one...
@IAmChuckBass: Ooh, good guess on #3. Of course, your name would imply that you're a little biased, but considering Natalie moved to the Financial District, where he has zero chance of running into the rest of em, I think you just may be right.
And on #4, no. There is no question that this is Heigl. And sucks for everyone, because she didn't get nominated.
DahlELama
Whoops- ad. Probably more typos too, as I can barely see my computer screen without my glasses.
SeaPeople
I feel awkward about the add above and the fact that mayonnaise marketing people have identified commentors as the niche audience for their product. God knows I love a sandwich, but was there some kind of focus group on this? Do people here buy more mayonnaise as compared to the average citizen?
SeaPeople
1. I love the ScarJo/Justin Long guess.
2. Maybe now she'll get back together with Nick Lachey - and instead of doughnuts, she can go on tuna/chicken binges.
3. Chace Crawford...He just moved out of his apartment with Ed Westwick.
4. Are there any guesses other than Heigl?
@Lebenskunstlerin: I want it to be this.
3. Friday Night Lights? A network no one has access to is pretty non-traditional.
1. I love the ScarJo-J.Long guess. It would also explain his break up with Barrymore during that period.
2. I would feel sorry for J.Simp, but she's not worth the energy.
3. CDaN Blinds make my brain hurt.
4. I'm guessing we're supposed to say Heigel?
anibundel
@choinski: HA!
the fung
3. Maybe it's Ted Danson? I don't think I would like him, even though I wouldn't have a good reason why.....
3. Degrassi: TNG. Drake! What have you done?
Talaton
Number 1 is a typo. Its supposed to read 'Leaky Dreamboat'. Anyway, its John Hodgeman.
choinski
@Lebenskunstlerin: That is good. Somehow, I couldn't get past Henry Grubstick to think of any other geeky dreamboats, but you're totally right.
DahlELama
1) ScarJo and Thora Birch
2) J Simp!
3) Moose, Alanis, leave Alasdair alone.
4) Nic Cage (he's a manimal!)
SeaPeople
1. Any chance Alyssa Milano secretly wed her fiancee? B/c her costar Chris Gorham is absolutely the first guy who comes to mind when I hear "geeky dreamboat"...
2. This is not even a little blind. Good thing she has those mom jeans in storage!
3 just makes me sad.
DahlELama
2. Mischa Barton
teenypanini
@Lebenskunstlerin: Oh that's good.
1) ScarJo and Justin Long
2. Jessica Simpson. Deep fried= southern and she does have dogs.
@ToadTheWetSprocket: Yes! Jesse was my guess, too. And now that I've mentioned him I have an excuse to listen to "How Do You Sleep" ten times this afternoon.
You want to see lists and lists of stars who have cheated on their husbands, wives, had kids with random boyfriends, all that good stuff? look at these lists- http://www.ranker.com/celebrityhookups
buymelove
#4: Kathy Griffin. If she doesn't get the Shmemmy she'll cut a bitch.
RedLineRage