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The Vicodin-Riddled Masses Demand Fox Save Their Slurry Queen

A grassroots rebellion has seized Twitter in an effort to save Paula’s slot on the Idol’s judges panel. Will the Twitterverse switch their avatars from a Iran-protest green to a sparkly rainbows for Paula?

Fox! What is going on with you? Your network has set the high water mark for quality and now you choose to ruin your good name with this abysmal judgment? Why would you ditch Paula? Is it because she sat on a day labourer in Brüno (that was obviously a symbolic critique on our broken immigration policy!) You can’t get rid of Paula. She is the slurred voice of the Vicodin riddled masses! She is the chorus in the Greek tragedy of Idol — which, obviously, makes Simon the smite-happy Zeus. Even though her remarks lack a certain insight they’re like tight hugs to terrified contestants. Paula is the teacher that believes every child’s finger-painting portrait belongs on the fridge. How can you turn your back on her? Here’s a reminder of her wonderfulness:

Musical theatre tribute to Paula’s big heart!

Paula just wants your affection.

Paula on the beauty of Jason Castro (and Leonard Cohen)!

Comments (AU Comments | US Comments)

  • taraniso

    I'd make the same pose too if I were waiting for the pharmacist to crank the security window open.

  • ThaLza

    That pic is fantastic, I imagine she's doing a jig to the sound of Brian Dunkleman playing a simple tune on a jug.

    ThaLza

  • DennyCrane

    If ever a photo deserved the Blingee treatment ...

  • lobstr

    It'll be okay, Brian Dunkleman is available for a rival upstart. WB are you listening???

  • Neutralize

    I'm just tired of people not treating her like the gift that she is.

  • Cynner

    Bring back Skat Cat!

    Cynner

  • Spirit Fingers

    Her lack of jaw movement is fascinating, and always distracts me. I never know what she's actually saying because the wired-jaw thing is so priceless. She's like Carol Channing or Wayland Flower's Madame.

    Spirit Fingers

  • momof3wildkids

    Paula deshervves to be on Idolllll. Sheeeeze a shtar.

    momof3wildkids

  • ♥♥♥

    At the time of my comment, there is no pic on the main page and I could have sworn this was going to be about Sarah Palin.

  • Adah

    I'm going to assume it's because she's part Iranian. FOX is racist, and not supporting the Green Revolution, thus implicitly giving support to the reign of Ahmadinejad and supreme leader Ayatollah Khamenei! Or, you know, something.

    Adah

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