Music

The Singer Of Short Stack Weighs In!

Gorgeous and fiendishly gifted lead singer of Short Stack Shaun Diviney has weighed in on the battle that has divided a nation – Short Stack Fans versus Pensioners. And what a charmer he is!

lol @jessmcguire ur a decade our senior. seriously, a dick up u would shut ur old mouth :)

He’s absolutely right. A dick up me WOULD probably shut my old mouth, but could it find its way to my granny fanny through the cobwebs? Probably not :(

Interesting to note that despite the girly hair, Shaun isn’t quite a New Age Teen. Although he wields a passive aggressive smiley face impressively!

And now… socks on cocks.

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Comments

  • I agree with nicole “Nicole
    July 10, 2009 at 3:24 AM
    Excuse me Jess, but why are you wasting so much time and energy insulting a band and that you claim to hate? I think it’s time to get a life…”

    im starting to think that ur only doing this to get attention. i mean if u hate them so much then why do all this?!

  • Ebony-Rose

    Listen everyone..
    Guys Wearing Make-up is NOT WEIRD!!
    Girls wear it.. Egyptians wear it…
    What’s the big deal?
    You are judging him because of the amount of make- up he wears? You’re caling him gay? Think your thoughts.. But like someone said.. BIG DEAL! If you don’t like them STOP commenting And provoking the fans! If you don’t like them.. keep it to yourself! There is absolutley no need to diss them. People like you are like Hitler.. You know what? i didn’t know Hitler (duhh!) but what i know of him.. he was a total bastard because of the shit he did.. But i didn’t know him personally.. so he might’ve actually been a realy nice guy. Can you see what i’m trying to say? Does it make sense..? I don’t think it makes sense… But, i tried, yes? ‘Xo.x

    • SimianSays

      Uh, no. Just no.

    • mee.

      your comment was sounding really good until you got to the hitler stuff. hitler was NOT a really nice guy. i didn’t know him personally either, but no one who single handedly condemns millions of people to death could be a NICE GUY. clearly.

      but that’s all irrelevant – the fact is that short stack are an amazing band and judging them based on their hair/make-up/clothes is ridiculous. if you’ve listened to their music and you don’t like it, fair enough. but let us enjoy their music and don’t treat us like we’re idiots simply because we have different opinions to you.

    • Marto

      Oh please, please shut up. Guys wearing make up is not weird if you are about to headline a Drag show at Stonewall. Outside of that, it is meant for women. Your comments went from silly to downright stupid with that Hitler comment.

      Is this the level of intelligence that our schools are producing? Ye gods, and this generation of idiots are supposed to take us forward? Teenagers just get dumber and dumber.

  • Agent 86

    Team Jess!

  • Big Boys Socks

    My favourite through all of this is:

    “..you haters are all just haters.”

    Gold. I love the kids of today.

  • I was going to feed a number if these comments into translating software, but it keeps asking me what the original language is. I have no idea. Apparently it’s a language where brevity is more important than accuracy and where any version of there/their/they’re will do.

  • L a u r a h h h

    TEAM SHAUN!!!!!

  • Marto

    Ahh, the worldly opinions of a teenage girly boy who generates the worst sound to come out of Australia since Joel Turner and the Modern Day Poets, and who has not had an original thought since birth.

    Whats even funnier is seeing the venom and froth coming from their fans, if only they realised that the opinions of teenage girls are worth nought. Keep this going though as the more people who become aware of the joke that is Short Stack, the more people will be lining up to remind them how much their music causes uncontrolled ear bleeds. Short Stack is latin for ‘unoriginal teenage muppets.’

  • Ride the lightning

    Tweengal

    You are the reason people hate short stack.

    Acronyms FTW?

    And this all started because shaun decided the best way to feed his ego would be to google his own band.

  • Dani

    Being a 17 year old girl myself, you’d typically think i’m on here to defend Short Stack because they are “so totally awesome and shit”. But in reality, they are far from talent. I completely agree with everything the article says. They make teenagers look like absolute tossers. I’ve grown up with Nirvana, Chili Peppers, Beatles, Silverchair, and to be frank, they’re music is nothing but down right shit. “Get down why now so right and watch me drown the moment’s right”. That is their debut song “Shimmy Shimmy A Go Go”. Oh, that’s literate. Who are they seriously kidding? I can’t comprehend why people my age are compelled to listen to it. Sure, they are an Aussie band trying to make it into the big scene, but with illiterate twits as fans, they are far from big. They are exactly like every other try hard band with the same old look (which, by the way, is NOT unique, just embarrassing) and same old sound. To the girls who are saying ‘lmao’ in their comments, i’d recommend you stop. You’re making the rest of us look bad..

    • Aly

      I am fourteen and I happen to like Short Stack – not like one of those over-obsessed fans – but I sing along to their music and have downloaded some of their songs, and I will be one of the many million fans who will be buying their album when it is released in August.
      ‘“Get down why now so right and watch me drown the moment’s right”. That is their debut song “Shimmy Shimmy A Go Go”. Oh, that’s literate. Who are they seriously kidding?’ Have you personally asked them what those lyrics mean? No? Well then, they could mean something totally different to what you think they do.
      So please stop complaining and if you want to listen to Silverchair or the Beatles, be my guest. You are not forced to listen to Short Stack.

  • evilclown

    ha you suck.
    shaun div is amazing.
    your just jelous.

  • eva

    ok so im a huge shitstack fan but im not choosing sides. and your like what 30ish? haha.
    and he does not have girly hair ma’am. :)

    • MP

      Eva your comment is hilarious….you DO realize what you wrote, don’t you? Or is it a form of sarcasm?

  • MelFTW

    team BRADIE :) people serisouly need to get over their hating.
    if you dont like a band
    dont listen to them,
    and seriously stop googling them and whatever,
    :)

  • Bored

    This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen, either you like em or you dont. You like em? Good for you. You dont? Good for you. Really, dont like em, dont listen to their music! Simple!!

  • TEAM SHAUN FOREVER

    where do i purchase team shaun t-shirts??

    ily short stack!!☠

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