The Cameron Diaz/Jude Law/Leo DiCaprio (DiLawRio?) Love Triangle
Cameron Diaz is a playa, Jessica Simpson drowns her dumping sorrows with friends, Lilo and Sam Ronson engage in an epic fight over Drea De Matteo, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are engaged and Jeffrey Donovan get a DUI.
- Cameron Diaz is apparently boning Leonardo DiCaprio and Jude Law at the same time. She’s been spotted out and about in London on “secret dates” with both of them, so yeah, she’s taking both of them on the regular, no doubt. [Sun]
- Jessica Simpson drowned her sorrows after being dumped by Tony Romo by hitting the town with her girlfriends and sucking off a frat boy in the backseat of a Geo Prism. Actually, we’re kidding about the last part. [Daily News]
- Jon Gosselin’s Star Magazine reporter fling was recently in rehab and is an absolute trainwreck, which makes us very happy. Let the good times roll Jon. We can’t wait for the Jon Gosselin lady-friend catfights to begin. [Page Six]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into a huge fight after Sam went out all night with Drea De Matteo and Lindsay went beserk with jealousy. Sam wound up tossing all of Lilo’s clothes out onto the street. Just another Saturday night for these kids really. [Daily Mail]
- Victoria Beckham has hired a personal spray-on tanner person to keep her looking perfectly bronzed at all times. [Daily News]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are engaged! Supposedly he called her up on stage during his stand-up act and dropped to one knee while she was on the stage. [Page Six]
- Burn Notice star Jeffrey Donovan was arrested and charged with DUI in Miami after having three drinks while looped up on Benadryl. [Daily News]
- Lady Gaga showed up on the set of a German TV show for an interview and was wearing a coat made out of miniature Kermit the Frogs. It’s quite a sight to behold. [Daily Mail]
- Sienna Miller is not the world’s best driver by any means, even for an actress. [Mirror]
- It now appears as though there will be no murder charges filed against Dr. Conrad Murray in the investigation of Michael Jackson’s death. [Sun]
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It's not easy being green.
@Our Lady of the Massacre: Sadly his fame cancels out his baggage.
jobsworth
Please continue posting stuff about Lady GaGa. I want to see how much my hatred of someone can grow based solely on her clothes and her "look."
SaraRueful
@Our Lady of the Massacre: Also, he looks funny.
I don't get why any woman would be attracted to Jon. Not only does he come with major baggage (in the form of EIGHT KIDS!), he also seems like a dull jerk.
The Kermit jacket is disturbing on several levels. Also, Jude Law.
@VoxPopuli: I would only own such a thing if I found it...and then I'd scare the shit out of people with it and just scream at people "I'm Old Greg!"
@Perhaps Not: You thought Streisand, huh? Not Mandrell?
@roquette: Ah, so her look is not only ugly but unoriginal. Figures.
@blix: I am waiting for Miss Piggy to come up from behind and karate chop her.
Also, I think the reason the jacket is especially creepy is that some of the Kermie heads look dead.
@SaraRueful: Don't limit yourself. Her music's power to generate disgust and hatred cannot be overstated.
@roquette:
@blix: I don't know how one gets the inspiration to make a jacket out of Muppet frog heads. Too much mescaline? I'm uncertain how this idea comes to someone.
Swear to God, I looked at the Lady Gaga link and thought, "I don't remember this from Barbara Streisand's appearance on the Muppet Show."
@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Who hasn't had some of Jude's yang, these days?
@BookishLookish: my knowledge of almost all popular culture of the 21st century is really lousy, due in part to procreation, and the rest is that it just sucks donkey kong.
This is the greatest sentence I have read all week. Perhaps all month.
That jacket was on a runway earlier this year and i remember wondering what the hell the designer was thinking; who in their right mind would wear that hideous thing? And now i have my answer!
@DahlELama: Yes, my bad; my knowledge of almost all popular culture of the 21st century is really lousy, due in part to procreation, and the rest is that it just sucks donkey kong.
I would not have called those Kermits miniature. They look pretty sizable to me.
pattycakes
I think Our Lady of the OTT may have pushed PETA too far with this one.
ChampagneSherpa
@BookishLookish: Aw, now I feel bad--I was just quoting Legally Blond. But I would've done it, given the chance, and isn't the road to heaven paved with good intentions?
DahlELama
@TriedandTrue: Yep but by that time they'll hopefully have snagged their own trashy reality show.
jobsworth
@DahlELama: For celebs, that's like God's own sweet mercy. Such a mitzvah you did, motek.
He's name is Michael Weston and he's not going anywhere.
@ambitious: Strange--I met her at Fred Segal and talked her out of buying this totally hideous angora sweater!
DahlELama
@BookishLookish: What the hell! I also met her in a restaurant bathroom and was won over. We joked about the over-designed bathroom stalls that you can't figure out how to enter and the lack of signage on the outside doors so you don't know if you're entering a space for ladies or gents.
C. Diaz - winning America over one bathroom encounter at a time.
ambitious
i think i kind of love lady gaga.
and cameron, w00t, u go girlfriend. jude law in the movie ai was beautiful. i never really got the leo thing, but maybe it makes sense if he's the yin and jude is the yang
@Cheap Shot: You know, I met her in a restaurant bathroom once and I am not really a fan or her films, but she was very sweet. She's not goofy at all, very ladylike and poised. Like if Kim Novak had mated with a giraffe.
Love her or hate her, you gotta admit Lady GaGa is a crazy diamond. I for one want to see her shine on.
@Our Lady of the Massacre: Judging by the new 2BR, I'm guessing that baggage won't be around much.
DahlELama
@irishflyesq: Worse still--backyard burial consultants and college counselors probably make more than both of you.
DahlELama
@SaraRueful: But...but...what about her le awesome music?
@Cheap Shot: Word.
charliebrowns
@Cheap Shot: Word.
charliebrowns
I hate the vicious cycle of Lady Gaga's clothing. When we hate it, don't understand it or criticize it we only feed the monster. And when we don't say anything at all we feed it again! How do we make it stop??
How many frogs were sacrificed to make Lady Gaga's outfit? Just how many more has to die to fill her insatiable need for green?
Paul.B.Dodd
I would think that tossing "all" of LiLo's clothes out the window could be an hours-long job, considering what a shopaholic she is.
SarahHeartburn
@blix: i could not agree more re: the kermit jacket. Seriously, Gaga looks Coocoo.
Helio
I guess allergy relief comes in two kinds of bottles.
I just pictured DiLawRio zipping around town together in a DeLorean.
snugbug
Sadly, Posh's spray tanning aide probably makes more than I do. As a lawyer.
irishflyesq
Major respect for Ms. Diaz. And I actually believed the line about Jessica Simpson.
Also, I love Lady Gaga and her batshit fashion.
PopCultureSavant
@jobsworth: But people HAVE to realize he's working on borrowed time now, right?? It is only a matter of time before the public tires of him and stops paying attention to him
TriedandTrue
I'm starting to like Cameron Diaz.