Flotsam & Jetsam

Samantha Jones Is On The Prowl Once Again

By the cajun boy on July 15, 2009 at 10:01 PM

Kim Catrall breaks up with her man, Will and Jada Smith have lots of sex, Chace Crawford is moving out of Ed Westwick’s to get his own apartment and Megan Fox is shopping for a house.

  • The cougar to end all cougars is on the prowl again as Kim Cattrall is single after dumping her boyfriend of five years. She is a man-eater and we are oh so willing to be devoured! [EOnline]

  • Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith want everyone to know that they do lots of boning. They get it on all over the place. They will bone in your bed if you don’t keep an eye on them. So, just so you know, they are married and neither of them is gay and they nail each other all the time. [Page Six]
  • Chace Crawford is finally moving out of Ed Westwick’s pad and getting a place of his own down in the financial district. [Daily News]
  • Megan Fox is looking for a new pad in the Los Angeles area in the 2 to 3 million dollar range. For now she continues to shack up with David Silver. [Daily News]
  • The LAPD is investigating the death of Michael Jackson as a homicide and they are focusing their investigation on Dr. Ronald Murray. [TMZ]
  • Guy Ritchie came back into the picture and Madonna kicked Latin boy toy Jesus Luz to the curb. Maybe he and Carlos Leon can get coffee together and talk sometime. [Daily News]
  • Lance Bass, who went to space camp as a kid and attempted to become a Russian astronaut or something a few years back, is holding fast to his dream of travelling into outer space. [Daily News]
  • Is Penelope Cruz pregnant with Javier Bardem’s baby? Page Six seems to think so, all because of what they see as a bit of an obvious “baby bump.” [Page Six]
  • After spending much of the past decade living the crackhead lifestyle, Whitney Houston has cleaned up remarkably well. [Daily Mail]
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  • nozer
    July 16, 2009 at 3:05 AM

    @DahlELama: O.o

    Well... as an increasingly less relevant filmmaker once said: the heart wants what it wants.

  • DahlELama
    July 16, 2009 at 1:45 AM

    I also just wanna throw in there that I think Kim Cattrall looks freakin' awesome. Sure, she may have had work done, but so have many others and few of 'em look that good. (Hell, she's got 20 years on Tara Reid, and whose body would you prefer?) My only real problem with her is WTF was she doing in Crossroads?

    DahlELama

  • aneyelidsflutter
    July 16, 2009 at 1:19 AM

    @DahlELama:

    Morgan Freeman can no longer play the part of God in my imagination.

    Dirty old man.

    aneyelidsflutter

  • DahlELama
    July 16, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    @nozer: Scroll down to the bottom. And sorry I'm too computer illiterate to know how to actually embed a link...

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search?updated-max=2009-07-13T11%3A00%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=5

    DahlELama

  • nozer
    July 16, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    @DahlELama: Zuh? Inquiring minds want to know. A link at least? I'm too lazy to google "Morgan Freeman Gossip Gross."

  • secretagentman
    July 16, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    @DahlELama: Sorry, can you be more specific, or point me in the right direction? thanks

    secretagentman

  • DahlELama
    July 15, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    @aneyelidsflutter: Seriously--that Morgan Freeman item was the grossest thing I've read in a while.

    DahlELama

  • trucha
    July 15, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    Jada seems to be getting more and more desperate with all of this sex talk. I wonder if someone is about to spill a juicy story or two.

    trucha

  • ampersandparade
    July 15, 2009 at 11:28 PM

    As an embryo my mother wanted to name me Whitney, and the family middle name in my clan is Houston. So imagine her shock when the earlier reports of me being a girl turned out to be false, and I instead got a stupid boy's name. Oh, what might have been, cruel fate!

    On the serious tip, does the Daily Mail lack copy editors, or is writing in Tourettes simply a British tabloid staple?

    ampersandparade

  • Thatcornellguy
    July 15, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    So I guess Chace was just tired of always being the little spoon...

  • good_times
    July 15, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    Ms. Fox is more than welcome to crash at my place for however long she likes during her house hunting.

    good_times

  • Mohamed Ndiaye-Kingué
    July 15, 2009 at 11:07 PM

    Jada is bragging about her sex life as if we were one of those clueless gals Oprah has to educate every now and then about men on the down low.

    Mohamed Ndiaye-Kingué

  • aneyelidsflutter
    July 15, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    no Morgan Freeman?!

    GASP

    aneyelidsflutter

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