Robert Pattinson Knocked Up Kristen Stewart – Allegedly

@transbastard: Truly, it sounds like one of the more skills-appropriate-to-the-role based auditions I've heard of.

limber

@quatrevingtquatre: That's pretty bang on.

DeadliestSin

@transbastard:

Could it kill the franchise?

Nope, it's be creepily on track.

DeadliestSin

@secretagentman: Sorry to sound like an ass, but how exactly do 'you' know that?

It's just that I wasn't aware this site took after Perez Hilton, yet almost every post I see has someone being 'outed' (Shep Smith, Anderson Cooper, Matt Drudge, Glenn Beck...) with little explanation.

If Kirsten has admitted on the record "she doesn't like boys 'in that way'", then I apologize. But I don't think you should just thow statements around like that willy nilly. 21st century or not, you can still get killed for being 'that way'.

Brian Fowler

@quatrevingtquatre: but we don't have the abundance of noodle shops here!

@Thomas Paladino: Heh, I have learned not to even glance at hideous old white men sitting near what I used to assume were their adopted Chinese teenage daughters. The Woody/Soonyi liplocks are too gruesome for words.

Why would anyone use Cameron Diaz for anything?

Artpunk

@Scotland: Oh, I miss those very much.

When I spent a semester at the University of Edinburgh, first I lost a lot of weight, because the junk food options were scary and unfamiliar. Then I learned to love British junk food, and I gained back way more weight than I had lost.

@The Curse of Millhaven: You left out bang 'er and mash.

onebadclam

@Rumpelstilskin: That doesn't make her wrong, however.

onebadclam

@braak:
Unless that "baby" starts gnawing its way out of her womb, I call shenanigans.

rudi_freude

Kellerz meant Buttercream Face.

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@Macloserboy: Yep, even Kelly is right sometimes.

@Sweetie: Don't forget that they deep fry everything, including Mars bars.

@Solomon Grundy: Yes - I know they really look like siblings.

@Solomon Grundy: My ex girlfriend and I used to have such a close resemblance that we easily passed for brother and sister without question.

Freaking out waiters was our favorite passtime.

Thomas Paladino

@thatonegirlsays: Oh wow, thanks. Now I'm definitely going to avoid the series.

power_stroke

@power_stroke:
The woman who wrote the series is a Mormon and there's a general abstinence theme throughout the whole series (they don't sleep together until they're married and RPattz's character will not engage in anything more than kissing before then because he's afraid he will "lose control")

@DahlELama: HEY! She was also a punchline on Pinky and the Brain.

I'm just saying, it's not like she's been up to nothing.

@lms11: Is it my imagination, or are the tabs basically just imposing the plot of Twilight onto the two of them? Doesn't Kristen Stewart's character get pregnant in one of the later books?

@Alessar: It's the "summer cut"

bboston88

I've been trying to tune out this whole Twilight thing, but your comment caught my eye - is there a religious undertone to the series or something?

power_stroke

@Sweetie: The girl just stuffs herself with spotted dick, then bubbles and squeaks all night long.

Dammit, KStew and RPattz, you're not supposed to give birth to the half demon spawn until the 4th book. Your mormon overlord will NOT be pleased.

@remedymalahide:
American food is infinitely better than British food (aside from a good curry) if only because our cuisine is made up of dishes we stole from other countries and made our own.

@Sweetie:
Cajun Squirrel flavored crips (oh, Walkers) would definitely be right up her alley.

@Macloserboy: HA, I was just about to write that. I actually think Lady Gaga's quite pretty, but why are the not-so-gorgeous forbidden from saying anything about others' aesthetic shortcomings? If Amy Winehouse points out that Courtney Love has a drug problem, it'd be kind of ironic, but still correct...

power_stroke

@in utero.

I'm kinda surprised that more washed up TV stars who end up being nothing more than a punch line on Family Guy don't end up with DUIs.

DahlELama

@remedymalahide: Agreed. I, for one, have a deep weakness for Cornish pasties and chip butties.

Wow, I have just realized that every British food name could be a euphemism.

Yes, it's rude and classless and lacking in a bit of self-awareness for Kelly Osbourne to say that...but you'll notice I didn't say she was wrong...

@remedymalahide: No, when she's in America she only eats Starbucks' frappacinos and cheetos.

I think Michael Bay getting robbed by two hookers is my favorite story ever. It proves to me that the universe has a sense of humor. He's such a horrible, horrible human being.

feck off, English food is awesome! or at least, no worse than American food. Anyway, doesn't she only eat MacDonalds?

remedymalahide

I thought Chrissy was the nutty one.

@Scotland: I'm partial to the Roast Chicken "flavour", myself. Delicious, thy name is Walkers.

The whole Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart frenzy is getting ridiculous. Every gossip rag I pick up (hey, I've been traveling a lot, so shoot me) there's some freak out about how he is tempted and she is threatened or something. Are they even actually together? I feel like the tabloids are predicting their breakup when they haven't actually hooked up yet.

lms11

Bad news, the guys just got their bangs trimmed from over the eyes to the standard on the forehead length. In other words, bangs are 2" shorter for the season.

@DaveCrabtree: Ooh, is that a star next to my name? I'm kvelling.

@secretagentman: But don't they knew that HE likes boys "in that way."

@GooberSaysHey: Mmm... "Prawn Cocktail Crisps" (not joking)

Scotland

Oh, I was just in England for a couple of weeks, and hot damn has their food culture advanced in the last 10 years. Gastro pubs? Oh. So. Good. Oh so very bad for you.

I feel ya', Ms. Spears. However, I can just slink back to my gym in obscurity, working out with my private shame. This is one of the many reasons being a pop tart forced to wear outfits of a skimpy nature is so astoundingly unappealing. (Although, note? I think she looks pretty damn fit.)

And: Oh, thank you, Jeebus. I hate those goddamn manbangs. Even 14 year olds look too old for them.

NoelleBlue

@Sweetie: Yes, nothing gets my appetite going like Prawn Cocktail Crisps

@Sweetie: Haha plus lots of snausages. With sauce.

I find it entirely unsurprising that Brittany would enjoy a national cuisine that seems to revolve around oddly flavored potato chips & pouring gravy over everything.

Okay. Kelly Osbourne looks like the entire Wisconsin butter industry. Nyah.

Rumpelstilskin

I can attest to the fact that, although she crawled sloth-like about the stage in Paris, she was no more chunky than usual.

@Helennellieforsythe: Also, before anyone says it's mean to make fun of downs babies, I would like to provide photographic evidence to back up my fact.

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Oh Kelly Osbourne...No more talking for you!

But will the infant sparkle?

Yes, I always head to the Aussie tabloids when I want to real insider dirt! Bunch of drunken convicts.
Guess they don't know she doesn't like boys 'in that way'.

secretagentman

Michael Bay is AWESOME in everything he does. Also, that does sound like the appropriate way to cast the female lead in a Bay-movie. Also, it was topical.

If the first one is true, it would be the most hilarious thing ever. Could it kill the franchise?

transbastard

Apparently Jennifer Aniston has a new job casting for Armani ads.

Also, STFU Kelly Osbourne, you look like Trig Palin.

They look more like each other than me and anybody I've ever dated, and I'm gay. There are just so many reasons why their child would almost definitely be retarded.