Robert Pattinson Hates New York And Its Women

@TroisFilles: and soap.

@ShanghaiLil: I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure Josh Duhamel -loooves- the ass.

(If your um, friends, have that manhunt link, um, maybe they could send it my way. For. You know. Research.)

eleusiswalks

@Perhaps Not: He's probably actually referring to "Armageddon", which is equally stupid, since that role came a year after Ben won a little thing called "an Oscar".

@walnuts: Exactly. He's a very young man who's feeling the success of his first big hit movie and it is totally freaking him out. He was a relative unknown before Twilight. But hey, that's part of the whole teenybopper heart throb package. That's why I love Johnny Depp so much: he actively chose to break out of that mold, and stick to what he cared about movie-wise.

Yes Robert, NYC women can be a little crazy. Now please go back to being a sexy, little vampire. Fangs alot.

Forest4theTrees

@walnuts: but i have to say, in pics that kid seems a lot better looking that those other kids. But you are right. He is not a fricking-world changing Michael Jackson phenomenon. He's not even Stevie Wonder. He's a heart throb.

walnuts

@restless: Don't know. I have seen a few teen heart throbs walk down(Jake Gyllenhal and that Bloom from the lord of the wings) my street to 60 Thom- without any big ordeal. But maybe I just wasn't paying attention. The other night the little blonde guy from "just shoot me" and "snl" threw up outside my apartment. I just pushed him to the side as I got out my keys, holding my nose to keep from getting sick. But again, who knows? maybe there were some people trying to canoodle with him that I didn't see..
delightful

walnuts

I think Rob Pattinson is sick of being chased by fans (remember he got clipped by a cab?) and being asked by all the women he comes across if he can bite them. It probably gets annoying.

Maura McAllister

@VoxPopuli: Everyone must have been thinking "who dropped him on the way to Madame Tussauds'?

I really like that Michael Bay thinks he made Ben Affleck famous. Because no one had ever heard of the guy before the amazing critical and commercial success that was "Pearl Harbor."

Perhaps Not: Folksy Sex Troll

@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Nipple pedals? I have so much to learn about sex.

Perhaps Not: Folksy Sex Troll

Oh, and Robert Pattinson? Most women are probably mistaking him for a sickly looking wax figure and just walking by him.

Oh, Courtney, gross. Sometimes she still surprises me, but I don't know why I would expect anything else.

@walnuts: Those are teeny boppers, most of whom I would hazard to guess are not local New Yorkers. Do you realize how many celeb sightings we have here in just a week?

Anyway, I highly doubt it's "women" who are throwing themselves at him. He;s hardly sexy to our demographic. Besides, he had to have known that Twilight is a huge phenom in the USA; isn't Stephanie Meyers American? Wasn't the movie he starred in American, in which he copped an American accent? Hmm, maybe it IS popular here!

It's publicity, pure and simple. That punk ain't no Michael Jackson.

What a coincidence, i'm an ass man, too. Josh, call me!

Michael Bay takes CREDIT for foisting Nicholas Cage on the world?

There is only blame to be had there.

irishflyesq

@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I'm thinking this is actually somewhat of a good thing, because wouldn't it be worse if they were "unopened" as opposed to "used" like they should be?

@restless: Kissing actors' feet seems to be EXACTLY what they have been doing in the case of Robert Pattinson. It is highly disappointing.

walnuts

The women of New York do not bow down and kiss actors' feet, or any other celebrities, let alone a sulky teenager. Sorry, Twilight poser. Women of New York-1, Pouty Pattison-0.

@encoreerocne: Technically, Crestwood is part of Yonkers, and not its own city.

power_stroke

I've always found Megan Fox annoying, but if Michael Bay hates her that much, then now I love her.

the room was "littered with needles and used feminine hygiene products."

It sounds to me like Courtney merely forgot to pack up all of her belongings.

Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)

RP was at the Crestwood train station in Yonkers? Isn't the Crestwood train station in Crestwood?

encoreerocne

Oh your ladyship, va-va-voom.

Rumpelstilskin

@Trixie from Toronto: Yes, I do, and I'm gay, so I know what I'm talking about. And yes, you are disturbed. Ha!

secretagentman

@secretagentman: You find this fug?

[www.urbanmoms.ca]

Because honestly, I am disturbed by how hot I find this young boy.

Bye Bob, have a safe trip back to London where the women are, ah normal.
Megan, well done getting Bay's tightie whities in a snit... the "She was nothing until I discovered her" line is classic!
Carla, f*** Hollywood, you still got it babe!

Martiniman

Yes, I've long heard that Duhamel was into the ass, although the news that it's WOMEN'S asses is news to many denizens on Manhunt. I hear. From friends, who totally cruise Manhunt.

ShanghaiLil

Well, crisis averted. I was wearing my gold sequined nipple pedals on the 4th!

Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)

I don't get the appeal, he's fug.

secretagentman

@ Robert Pattinson: don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out of town.

Oh and I suggest you try growing a pair.

Hmmmmm.... Gatecrasher had this blind item about a week ago: bwah ha ha - definitely Team Megan!

GATECRASHER/NY DAILY NEWS 06/26
Which sultry screen siren slept with several of the leading men in her new big-budget flick, but refused to get horizontal with the director? He's so peeved, he's threatening to ban the gal from his future films.

I'm of the mind that $400 million of debt would be liberating. I mean, just what can you do? I'd go out and charge a big tea at Starbucks.

Perhaps because we prefer men who have met a comb?

TroisFilles

Pattinson doesn't like New York women because they probably keep asking him to bite them.

uncivily obedient