Renee Zellweger Is The Tiger In Bradley Cooper’s Bathroom

@naugahydeinplainsight:
LOL @ Cold Mountin'

Bradley does come across as gay. Although he's said multiple times that he's straight. My gaydar always goes off when I see him, which I think is odd.

@skahammer: To be honest, I think I'm a little more authoritative with my pants off. At least Mrs. Crabtree seems to think so.

@Limitedappeal: You guys are nuts. She's fucking gorgeous.

Who, then, would you call "sexy"?

Mischa ("The only lines she does are in bathroom stalls") Barton?

Bradley Cooper is a slut; but I don't think he's gay

dirtyperty

@Limitedappeal:
so true, she has no waist or breasties, which made me think Milo was gay when they dated. I did love her on Malcolm in the Middle tho.

tonilost

@rudi_freude: "dirty guardian", then

anyonecanwhistle

Jesus, I was beginning to think that I was the only one that ever saw that cornpone runt ever take a tranny back to his hotel room. You mean there may be others who have witnessed his marital indiscretions?

rightwingleftcoaster

@irishflyesq: I must say I'm loving Jenny Sanford for not standing by her husband. That's always the part that disturbs me the most.

Some reporter asked her how she thought the scandal was going to affect her husband's political career and she said that was the least of her concerns. Good for her.

@BadUncle: And of course, would-be suitors earning NET receipts instead of gross are driven mad by the sound and begin running in circles.

Perhaps Not

@Macloserboy: You have a high threshold for "fascination."

@DaveCrabtree: That's all fine, but if you put your pants back on and you'll sound even more authoritative.

@PandoraSpocks: taking them BACK.

PandoraSpocks

Okay, I am taking some of the mean things I said about Ryan. He is clearly brokenhearted and I am touched by his genuine grief.

PandoraSpocks

@Martiniman: Tinsley is in her 30s so i certainly hope not.

@Richard Petty Bourgeoisie:

Nothing says "I'm not funny" by saying to other people "You're funny."

She doesn't do it for me. She's so shiny and squinty. And she went from this seemingly cool girl to the "I'm a huge star" stage really quickly. I remember when she won for Cold Mountain and she was like "OHMYGODIMSOSHOCKED" and then calmly pulled her speech out of her bosom.

j.blo

@irishflyesq:
This won't end well. Ross doesn't do "back-up" for ANYONE.

rudi_freude

The book I Love You, Beth Cooper was actually a good read. (The author writes/wrote for The Simpsons. It's a shame the movie looks like such a big back of suck.

@Trixie from Toronto: In a Details interview (yes, I read a Details article), he basically admits to being a massive drunk and douchebag around the time he was married to Esposito. I got the impression that he probably came across as an exciting guy that she immediately regretted marrying once they started living together, and he started drag racing.

DeltaGuy

@lakk: He caught a bad case of the oldest-member-of-the-boyband disease. Or Issac Hanson Disease, if you will.

Tinsley and Topper sounds so much better than Tinsley and Casimir!! I wonder if Casimir is richer than Topper? Since Tins has no money, that would be the only reason she would leave a rich husband for a foreign playboy.

I can't imagine anybody being interested in a naked Hayden Pantyterry!! Sexy is not a word I would use in describing her.

Me thinks Bradley Coop is "dating" Renee Z in order to get as far away from the Jen rumors as he can before the ragmags have her pregnant by him!! Bradley has a big hit movie out and being associated with a loser like Jennie is not the way to go, career-wise!! At least Renee is not considered a whiny pathetic loser!!

mslewis

@lakk: i think he's the Not "not ugly" one

@Macloserboy: I've never understood the fascination with her other than being a blonde in a cheerleader outfit.

That's not enough??

@Trixie from Toronto: That's OK. Renee already knows all about Cold Mountin'.

The Beckham's marriage has lasted so long because every few years, thanks to plastic surgery, Becks gets to be with a whole new woman.

ae38

Slight correction- Diana Ross is the "backup guardian" for the kids. His mother is the guardian.

irishflyesq

@MisterHippity: I'd like to think Guadeloupe broke the news gently to Richard after she saw Topper haul ass from the penthouse with two suitcases of belongings, making a run for freedom.

freedc

The Bradley Cooper ladies' man talk confuses me. I thought he was gay and that's why his marriage to Jennifer Esposito lasted five minutes -- she caught him with a dude.

Two things - 1. ugggggh, Jonas Brothers 2. I heart Diane Keaton.

@SaraRueful: (or whatever her name was.)

SaraRueful

@MisterHippity: And what does Guadeloupe think????

SaraRueful

OK, I am now convinced that Bradley Cooper is gay.

My theory is he tried to have Jennifer Esposito and Jennifer Aniston beard for him, but they didn't want to (not even Aniston is that desperate). Renee, on the other hand, is a born professional.

@DahlELama: Thank you for verbalizing what's been lurking in the back of my mind since the first day I saw her. I've never understood the fascination with her other than being a blonde in a cheerleader outfit.

@Helman: Except her balance, apparently.

Everything about Dianne Keaton is awesome.

@DaveCrabtree: She's the one who came into the marriage with the buckets of cash, so her lawyers will soon be out lawyering his lawyers on a daily basis. Have you seen how her wardrobe has been upgraded? That was just the first step, kids.

I hope the hell he enjoys Argentina as much as we'll be enjoying the Romney vs. Pawlenty mud wrestling, two years from now. Jenny will be on the arm of some Hollywood producer by then.

SteverMan

@Helennellieforsythe: Maybe throw something together with a picture of her riding a zebra in the classic movie RACING STRIPES...

SteverMan

I, for one, would like to see the word "boning" blasted out of the airlock.

Exiledintexas

"Tinsley Mortimer has fully dumped Topper ..."

DOES RICHARD KNOW ABOUT THIS???

@croush1211: No, they have more subtle methods. The male gently waves a mandible in a circular fashion, while discharging celebrity pheromones from a city's highest hotel roof bar. The female responds with sound signatures unheard by humans not earning a percentage of the box office receipts.

@Limitedappeal: I looked at the article and in it she says she's been something of an exhibitionist since she was a little kid and that she might even feel like taking all her clothes off even when she's thirty. OMG, Hayden, that's so awesome!!! Most of us never thought about taking our clothes off in front of another person after we turned 25.

I thought being linked to Zellweger automatically meant you were gay, you know, like her ex-husband. (Jack White excepted.)

SaraRueful

@DahlELama: She's not appealing. She looks like a little bulldog. A teenage gymnast body. Not good.

@irishflyesq: Oh, I think Jenny's out for blood on this one. She's no longer interested in making theirs a successful marriage.

Hayden Panettiere appears to have man-pecs, so I'm curious to see her prove that she's actually a woman. Other than that, none too interested.

DahlELama

Renee and Bradley most certainly humped. Saying "you're so funny" over food and drinks is the second clearest statement in woman-speak indicating "our privates are touching tonight" (the clearest is "You remind me so much of my boyfriend").

@Limitedappeal: Only reason to watch Heroes anymore is to hope she has a beach scene/flashback in Cheerleader outfit. The nude scene chatter is boosting tepid movie release. I'd rather see her than Nicholson/Ferrell, et al...

1wish2fish

@jobsworth: Absolutely.

Limitedappeal

@lakk: Indeed. He's the only one that wouldn't surprise me to be actually be a virgin.

DeltaGuy

@croush1211: However what you are describing is actually the plot of an Entourage episode, except agents actually did the calling up.

DeltaGuy

"If you can't say anything nice… …Just stand next to your spouse and smile supportively."

Oh Jenny Sanford, you have a lot to learn from Posh.

irishflyesq

@croush1211: They're doing a movie together, Case 39.

DeltaGuy

@croush1211: I think they're doing a movie together. Or maybe their agents hooked them up.

mina324

Is Kevin the ugly one?

lakk

@Limitedappeal: Cute but not I want to see her naked cute.

jobsworth

Isn't Tinsley Mortimer just Paris Hilton with a curfew?

Martiniman

Naked Hayden or not, I'm going to make fun of anyone who sees I Love You Beth Cooper.

Here's a question: do celebrities like Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have to know each other personally before they call each other up for a date? Or is just being a movie star good enough... "Hey, Renee? It's Bradley... you know, from the Hangover. Yeah, and Wedding Crashers. Cool! You, uh... wanna go out for drinks?"

Hayden Panetierre looks like a very pretty schoolboy. I certainly wouldn't class her as sexy.

Limitedappeal