Love Forces Orlando Bloom To Walk Away From New Pirates Sequel
Orlando Bloom passes on playing Will Turner to be with his girlfriend, Megan Fox thinks zombies are sexy, Tara Reid is quite skinny, Paris Hilton claims to have inspired Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse almost dies after a binge.
- Orlando Bloom, who isn’t exactly Hollywood’s most in-demand actor at the moment, has turned down the opportunity to reprise his role as Will Turner because he’s head-over-heels in love with his girlfriend, Miranda Kerr. [Daily Mail]
- Megan Fox says that playing a classmate-eating high school zombie in Diablo Cody’s new flick, Jennifer’s Body, was damn sexy. Megan Fox just thinks everything she does is sexy, and sadly, she’s probably right. [Sun]
- Tara Reid has overcome numerous botched plastic surgeries to emerge as some sort of deformed stick figure. But hey, at least she’s still getting noticed by the tabloids! [Sun]
- Susie Essman, when she’s not hilariously cursing people out like she does Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm, dates losers. At least she used to, according to her new book. [Daily News]
- Paris Hilton is claiming that Michael Jackson named his daughter Paris after her, hoping that she’d be the same type of little snow angel that Paris is whenever she grows up. [Sun]
- Hayden Panettiere was lauded by PETA recently for throwing a fit on a film set when a leaf-blower was used to clear a flock of birds from a tree. [Page Six]
- Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse’s ex-husband, says that she almost died in his arms after going on a three day binge of heroine and crack. [Daily Mail]
- Here’s a new and innovative way to pick up girls in clubs compliments of Adrian Grenier—line up a bunch of tequila shots on the bar and pass them out to willing females. Amazing. [Page Six]
- Sienna Miller is not happy with the look of a doll made in her likeness in conjunction with the new G.I. Joe movie. She says that the doll squints too much. [Mirror]
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Someone then told Hayden that she was interrupting the production of an important scene for "Heroes" - they're introducing a new hero capable of super-breath! That one hasn't been used yet, has it?
@Jim Topoleski: Hell yeah! America!!!!
@disinterested 3rd party: ha!
@doctorzizmor: For your username alone, this had to be approved, Dr. Z.
I just want to say, for the record: zombies are not sexy. Good fucking christ...
Aidan_
@JacquesPaysan: Hey, that's MY pick-up line! I mean, without the "Adrian."
power_stroke
@Ellabella: Another one of his pickup lines? "Hi, what's your name?" "I'm Adrian." "Wanna go fuck?"
Tara Reid hasn't made a movie anyone has heard of in seven years; I don't think she can afford to eat. All that booze and silicone don't come cheap!
doctorzizmor
I commend Adrian Grenier on his tried and true methods. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Ellabella
@disinterested 3rd party: This made me LOL.
The last time I binged on "heroine" my friends had to forcibly take the remote away from me: I was watching the Princess Leia/golden bikini scene from Jedi over and over and over and over...
PhyrePhox
The Amy Winehouse item sounds like every other day with her. It would have been more interesting if he said it didn't happen.
bboston88
I didn't know Ed Hardy made wing tips.
disinterested 3rd party
@FormerEnglishMajor: Also, check the spelling on on "minge."
No, when curb-kicking skanks, you wear espadrilles. Disposability is the key there.
@BxgrlJeri: Love That!
PandoraSpocks
Instead of using harmless leaf blowers now, the crew moved on to shooting them out of the tree :-D
Jim Topoleski
You really have to hand it to Jon Gosselin--making Kate look sympathetic is really quite an achievement, but he appears to be extremely dedicated to the task.
Hey Paris Hilton, Narcissus called. He wants his river back.
I wish Orlando just could've gone right out and said, "Yeah, I know it's going to be a crappy movie, and I want no part of it". Unfortunately, it wouldn't make a difference unless Johnny Depp did it.
mina324
Amy Winehouse is more antiheroine than heroine.
Tara Reid is the skinny Aubrey O'Day, no? Also: Jon Gosslin has about zero supporters at this point. Is there anyone out there who does not think he is a total douchebag?
Would you leave Miranda Kerr alone to be on location for six months? Orlando would be a bloomin' idiot!
Martiniman