Lindsay Lohan’s Tale: The Pornography
Oh dear. Hustler has produced the inevitable: Lindsay Lohan-based parody porn. The Untrue Hollywood Stories installment (trailer is PG-13 but the ads on Fleshbot are decidedly NSFW) follows Lilo’s ruined trajectory (including a Sam Ronson lookalike!).
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@Jackiewsu: Drew is back?
Oh thank goodness, I wasn't sure what to get my boyfriend for his birthday tomorrow.
chickachicka
@CaptainFantastic: Looks like they has a threesome with Rosie O'Donnell.
Kitten_Witawip
Hustler fatally miscalculated with its market. Who the fuck is Lindsay Lohan? She's a name people say. Drugs? Lesbian? DJ or something? I asked a chick once, years ago, and she said Lohan was in some movies or something? Once? Dunno.
urbororr
I'm not sure about this. If I were to make a porno based on LiLo's life, I don't think I would go straight to the cracked-out emotional tailspin days for my sexual inspiration. It's like making a porno about bald, methy Britney.
Am I the only one out there that thinks Lindsey can make a comeback?
I'm waiting for her Drew Barrymore moment.
The pictured actress is actually Lindsay's half-sister. Dina was dating Chucky for a short time in the late 80s.
I KNOW that Sam Ronson lookalike! D'oh!
@Colonel Mustard: Yes. More "vaguely re-re Ann-Margret" and less "fucked-out, stained husk," please.
I can't wait to jerk off to this one!