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Lindsay Lohan’s Tale: The Pornography

By Richard Lawson on July 15, 2009 at 6:49 AM

Oh dear. Hustler has produced the inevitable: Lindsay Lohan-based parody porn. The Untrue Hollywood Stories installment (trailer is PG-13 but the ads on Fleshbot are decidedly NSFW) follows Lilo’s ruined trajectory (including a Sam Ronson lookalike!).

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  • CaptainFantastic
    July 15, 2009 at 7:37 AM

    @Jackiewsu: Drew is back?

  • chickachicka
    July 15, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    Oh thank goodness, I wasn't sure what to get my boyfriend for his birthday tomorrow.

    chickachicka

  • Kitten_Witawip
    July 15, 2009 at 7:18 AM

    @CaptainFantastic: Looks like they has a threesome with Rosie O'Donnell.

    Kitten_Witawip

  • urbororr
    July 15, 2009 at 7:17 AM

    Hustler fatally miscalculated with its market. Who the fuck is Lindsay Lohan? She's a name people say. Drugs? Lesbian? DJ or something? I asked a chick once, years ago, and she said Lohan was in some movies or something? Once? Dunno.

    urbororr

  • Colonel Mustard
    July 15, 2009 at 7:15 AM

    I'm not sure about this. If I were to make a porno based on LiLo's life, I don't think I would go straight to the cracked-out emotional tailspin days for my sexual inspiration. It's like making a porno about bald, methy Britney.

  • Jackiewsu
    July 15, 2009 at 7:09 AM

    Am I the only one out there that thinks Lindsey can make a comeback?
    I'm waiting for her Drew Barrymore moment.

  • CaptainFantastic
    July 15, 2009 at 7:02 AM

    The pictured actress is actually Lindsay's half-sister. Dina was dating Chucky for a short time in the late 80s.

  • popmuzik
    July 15, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    I KNOW that Sam Ronson lookalike! D'oh!

  • firedmyass
    July 16, 2009 at 3:50 AM

    @Colonel Mustard: Yes. More "vaguely re-re Ann-Margret" and less "fucked-out, stained husk," please.

  • dystopika
    July 16, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    I can't wait to jerk off to this one!

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