Lest We Forget.
It may not be on the front pages of the papers any more, but don’t fool yourself into believing the biggest war the world has seen in recent times is over.
Every day, there are more (spelling and grammar) causalities… It’s just so…. senseless, you know? There are spell check programs available in many internet browsers these days!
On a side note, Short Stack are playing at Homebake, which ought to go extremely well. Or as one Twitter user so aptly put it “Short Stack are going to get chewed up and spat out by the Homebake crowd. I can’t wait to see what happens.”
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Good Lord McGuire, you’ve pissed off the dreaded Syntax Slaughterer! Just so every tween/emo/punk wannabe/Short Stack fan can understand, Jess has consistently displayed a legendary taste in music. Alphabeat, Ladyhawke, medleys involving the lesser Minogue, and the king hit of them all, Frente. Accidentally Kelly Street, there’s a goddamn pop hit for you.
On a different note, does Skye Rocketing have anything to do with a former Neighbours character?
The fans really are as charming as the lads.They deserve each other
wow…. Jamie Lee I am in awe. Never before have I EVER so strongly believed in contraception.
But what would I know? I am 30 years old, childless and should be checking into the old folks home any day now, before I break my hip after tripping over one of my fifty cats.
That is gold from young Jamie Lee. Who knew that we had such eloquent and appealing young ladies in society? She sounds like a great catch….
Short Stack at Homebake – it will be like the running of the bulls but the masses doing the chasing. Worst.Band.Ever. Does that mean Homebake will now have to suffer a larger collection of these silly little fuckwit fans like the labotomised Jamie Lee?
If the child were old enough, she would realise that Shaun Diviney bears a striking resemblance to Liz Taylor.
Bah. Keep the war going! I want to go to see Short Stack at Homebake just so I can hold up a giant sign saying “SHORT STACK SHOULD LOOK IN THEIR HANDBAGS FOR A GREATER LEVEL OF TALENT.”
At least she ain’t a homophobe?
It is nice to see the youth of today being so open minded in regard to sexuality, I agree.
Oh dear.. I’ve loved the unfolding drama of this whole saga. I’ve eagerly awaited every development. But while all this was happening I didn’t realise that the one teeny tiny bit of me that still was contemplating one day having kids was being destroyed. Because who’s to say that any of us won’t give birth to one of these..teenagers.
That’s an excellent contribution for Jamie Lee to leave behind. Her progeny will be proud.
My take home message will be to never employ someone called Jamie Lee (and perhaps exclude Short Stack fans in toto).
Short Stack? No. Cock Sock.
PS Jess , if you can cope with the fact that you my have to hire round the clock bodyguards and a security system rivalling Alcatraz (to keep the rabid fans out, not you in) then please keep this saga going. It’s been many a day since I’ve been so entertained, I just keep coming back
Hi. My name is Max and I’m new to this trainwreck. You may remember me from such comments as ‘Die vermin, die’ and ‘Stop being a fuckwit’. I’m here to observe the slowly unfolding saga that is/was the period of time when we could all experience ‘Short Stack Syndrome’, in all it’s glory. That’s right, when nebulous dickheads signed up to the next big thing, and offered violence and/or murdered syntax as proof of their ever-lasting love of a band that couldn’t get arrested dressed as Micheal Jackson at a Necrophile Convention (NecroCon 2009, Be there!)
In the words of Jeffrey Dahmer ‘Stay right there, I’m going out for a bite to eat’.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT JESS!!!!
im gonna find who posted it on twitter hehe!
Maybe you dont like short stack, but others do okay?!
you all need to get it through your heads, short stack do NOT care if yous say this stuff about them.
they actully LOVE their hate mail.
you may not be into their music but millions of others do.
so seriously, GROW THE FUCK UP JESS MCGUIRE YOU FAT OLD WHORE.
we stack fans dont give a fuck about what you think, nor do they.
so go fucking kill yourself already kthanksbye.
So….you don’t give a f**k about what Jess thinks, but you’re willing to sodomise the English language for a few paragraphs to tell her to keel over?
Play me off, Shining Keyboard Cat!
Excuse me little girl, but if they have millions of fans I will eat my laptop on live TV. Wait for Homebake to see what those over 15 think of this band – they will be run out of the venue.
Short Stack – for those that hate music.
I think she touches herself while seeing these ulgy boys. It’s too much tension for just one kid.
Dear Jess,
please realise that you are a million times better than these stupid tweens and their pathetic cult.
I hate to say this but once upon a time when I was a tween with raging hormones, I was obessed with the early works of Short Stack. (when they used to cut their hair and I wore more make-up then them)
Heck I even bought the drummer an awesome beanie because at the time he was the best thing that had happenend to planet Earth.I had also planned to buy Shaun Diviney a pac-man hat, which creates the ilusion of Pac-man eating your head…… after seeing the nude sock photo I’m glad I didn’t. :S
I had taken numerous photos with all the guys and practically bought all there posters just to get them signed. Yes I guess you could say I had been brainwashed into this crazy cult that is more of a threat than scienctology.
Then as an attempt to pull me out of this horrible phase my mum and close friends then introduced me to this thing called ‘music’ and it was wonderful! :D My ears suddenly stopped bleeding and I was listening to REAL bands like The Beatles and Queen.
I pledge to never listen to SS again. As they seem to get worse with every song they make, ever heard of “Rain on my parade” or whatever its called? Well, DON’T unless you want to die a painful death.
I’m glad there are people like you in the world Jess :D