Kate Moss’ Cocaine Isn’t Safe When Amy Winehouse Is Around
Amy Winehouse reached into Kate Moss’ handbag and stole her cocaine, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break up, Madonna’s love faxes from the early 90s emerge, Tobey Maguire’s mum and brother get a reality show and Mischa Barton goes home.
- Amy Winehouse’s ex-husband says that she once reached into Kate Moss’ handbag and swiped a baggie of cocaine from her. This has to be the most awesome thing the ole junkie’s ever done while on a binge, right? [Daily Mail]
- Ample-assed famous person Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend, New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush, have split up. As a lifelong Saints fan, I couldn’t be more pleased. KK is Reggie’s Yoko Ono, just a world class succubus. [Sun]
- Love letters Madonna wrote to an ex-boyfriend from the early 90s, a former bouncer at Limelight named James Albright, have been put up for sale by some entrepreneur looking to make a buck. It appears as though the most startling revelation of these letters is that Madonna liked to brag about how cute her “booty” was back in the day. [Page Six]
- Oh here’s news that’ll make your day brighter—it looks as though Lauren Conrad’s new novel, LA Candy, is being optioned to be made into a film. And LC’s hard at work on a second book! [Gatecrasher]
- A new reality show featuring Tobey Maguire’s mum and little brother called “Growing Up Maguire” is in the works. No, we have no idea how this happened. [Page Six]
- Rihanna and Chris Brown are claiming that the fact that they were both staying in the same hotel recently is merely a coincidence and that no laws were broken and please don’t come and arrest Chris for breaking his restraining order Mr. Police Officer. [Gatecrasher]
- Quentin Tarantino got his buddy Eli Roth, who is Jewish, to make a bunch of Nazi propaganda films that Tarantino is using in Inglorious Bastards. [Page Six]
- Mischa Barton has been released from the psych ward and claims that she’ll be returning to work on her new TV series within the next couple of weeks. [Daily Mail]
- Some sicko in possession of Michael Jackson’s hair from the infamous Pepsi head-fire incident during the 80s says he plans to convert the hair into diamonds and sell them to fans. Yeah. [Sun]
- Katie Holmes was nearly set ablaze when a car on the set of her new movie exploded due a faulty battery or something. Katie reportedly noticed sparks coming from the engine area and bolted from the car seconds before it went up in flames. [Daily Mail]
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@tudobem: Although Tyce choreographed the cancer dance which single handedly saved Melissa and threw Janette (the one who should have won the whole thing) off the show. Otherwise- meh.
@skahammer: Try walking a mile in my shoes. It's been a hard, lonely road.
@The Real JR: If I weren't a Saints fan, I'd want them to last too. But alas, I have my allegiances.
@BadUncle: And as another lifelong Saints fan, I pray that Cajun is correct, but I fear he is not.
PoBoyNation
@The Real JR: His butt looks bigger than hers. There's no way it could've lasted.
Whose cocaine is safe when Amy Winehouse is around?
@DahlELama: You know people will watch it. That's why it keeps happening. Truly, America's whoreculture is a thing of shame. O woe woe unto us, America!
I'm sorry, but Kim and Reggie were absolutely adorable together and I really wanted them to last.
When will people learn to say no to these reality shows which have such a huge track record for ripping apart families? Like what do they thing ... hmm we're different. THIS time it wont happen.
KK is Reggie's Yoko Ono, just a world class succubus.
I've always thought of her as a manatou.
Madonna memorabilia of the early 1990s: answering machine microcassettes, VHS tapes, faxes. The woman defines Zeitgeist.
As a lifelong Saints fan
Haven't heard a sadder opening phrase in a long time.
Points two and three are arrière-garde in more ways than one.
1.1.1.
How egotistical and deluded do you have to be to think your life is worthy of a reality show simply because someone in your family--who is not even the focal point of the show!--is an actor? Do you realize that you, stars of the show, are neither interesting nor successful? Do you realize how absolutely unimportant and ridiculous you are?
Maguires, this question is for you, but really, I'm open to a response by any Lohan or Kardashian as well.
How does this keep happening?!
DahlELama
@CaptainFantastic: I hope Joey Potter gets a better car someday.
Not for nothin' but Amy looks pretty darn cute in that photo. I guess I am twelve.
I_can_still_pitch
The male football player must only date those less famous than himself, otherwise the female will kill his will to win after mating.
Strike one, Tom Cruise.
Reggie's calling that break up move his BIG end around play....
Martiniman
@lionboy: You speak the truth. Worst performance ever. (On a side note: Why do all of Tyce's numbers stink? He's the most boring choreographer ever. More Sparks! More Mia! More crazy ballroom guy who's name I can't remember-- Jean Marc??!)
Did Katie make a Scientology no-no like failing to disclose during an audit that she stunk up SYTYCD?
lionboy
I hope Chow Yun's mother and little brother do the same.