“Just Be Glad You’re Not The Bathroom Assistant.”

A squire helps Cinderella into the boot she lost on the palace steps after flying in such haste from the Prince's rubber fetish ball.

"You talkin' to me?"

ok but... who knows where I can get those awesome galoshes?

I think I have something new to aspire to - someone to put my shoes on for me. I could really use that help first thing in the morning.

@Widget Economist: The yellow boots don't do it for you either huh?

So much for the populist, mental masturbation "every day girl" image you had of Tina Fey.

She's not a geek girl. She's not your friend. If you'd die, she'd be happy. She's definitely a malthusian; an ardent believer in population control.

Of course she's not *your* little equalist, social justice study buddy! She can get what she wants. She doesn't love you. She's not "cool" with you. She's not your "geek friend.

She's an ugly snob who lives in Manhattan. She's an actress in the media elite. If you seek to comment to this narcissistic black hole, you'll get nothing, and only nurture this tyrant.

Tina Fey makes a surprise guest appearance on: The Deadliest Catch.

why is Bo Derek Tina's shoe gopher?

tonilost

@AshMas: Right, there we go. Now it makes sense.

CheapCynicism

Sarah Palin puts her foot in it again!

Martiniman

Can you hand me my boot? I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

@TedSez: teehee

Wow, she really does hate feet, she can't even bear to look at her own. She said on a 30 Rock commentary that her feet are private, and that she'd rather see genitals than feet in flip flops on a plane. Trufax.

Oh, wait, a caption: Blue Steel Lemon.

Tina Fey Toes For Sale Cheap

finwar

@CheapCynicism: your name sure is fitting.

CorradoJr.

@CheapCynicism: She's twisting and pressing her heel into the shoe.

Years Too Late, Jennifer Coolidge Finally Perfects Her Bend-and-Snap

"But I Don't Want To Guest-Star on 'Rescue Me.' "

@CheapCynicism: I think she's wearing black heels that she's changing out of and into the galoshes - thus, the apparent club-footedness.

AshMas

Am I just not looking at it right, or is her foot the most hideously deformed foot of all time?

CheapCynicism

In all fairness to Tina, bending down does take a lot of effort.

Men may not make passes
at girls who wear glasses.
But how hot, by gosh, is
a babe in galoshes!