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Jon Gosselin, Celeb Reporter Find True And Everlasting Love

A reporter for Star Magazine is maybe dating fertile divorced daddy reality star and man-about-town Jon Gosselin! This reporter is named “Kate,” just like his ex-wife. We cannot think of a more appropriate couple.

Page Six says that Star reporter Kate Major is Gosselin’s “latest fling,” which apparently means she was seen eating dinner with him, and then a bunch of her fake friends talked a lot of shit to P6.

“She’s a crackerjack reporter, very talented, very good-looking,” said one of her bosses. “Sure, she uses her charms to get stories. Don’t we all?” Major has previously been able to get close to people like Britney Spears’ ex J.R. Rotem and Lindsay Lohan.

This could mean anything. Most likely possibilities:

1. She is flirting with him to get stories.
2. She is sleeping with him to get stories.
3. She went out to dinner with him, which means nothing.
4. She has fallen hard for Jon Gosselin’s charms and he is using her to manipulate the celebrity-industrial complex to his own advantage.
5. Kate Major totally had a foursome with Jon Gosselin, J.R. Rotem, and Lindsay Lohan.

The one sure thing is that Kate Major’s “friend” who told P6 she just got out of rehab is a “jerk.” If this relationship were real, it would mean that Jon Gosselin is cheating on that girl he got with after leaving his ex-wife and Kate Major is cheating on journalism, so it would be perfect. Kudos to Star, for ruthlessness in love and gossip.
[P6. Pic: INF]

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  • Cynner

    Well, at least she has HAIR!

    Cynner

  • maddoxhair

    i vote for option 5

    also, is it just me, or is he kinda ugly?

    maddoxhair

  • pleppy

    omg a reporter ate dinner with someone she was interviewing! everyone knows journalism (sorta) and food don't mix!

    also: should we really call jon fertile? cause, i mean, ya know, it seems he had some medical aid to get those 8 young-uns

    pleppy

  • BullfightsOnAcid

    @lobstr: (John + Kate #1 + 8) - Kate #1 + (Hailey - Hailey) + Kate #2 + Ed Hardy = $

    BullfightsOnAcid

  • pattycakes

    @AliHajiSheik: I'm going with B, people will fuck anything that's famous, cause that's seriously the only thing I can think of too.

    pattycakes

  • lobstr

    @Nic Fit: Well, let's be purists:

    x=(((John+Kate+8)-Kate)-8)+Kate

  • pattycakes

    Is "crackerjack reporter" supposed to be a compliment?

    pattycakes

  • goetz

    Her biological clock is ticking. She only has so many years left to have too many children.

    goetz

  • Mikey-B

    This guy has absolutely no idea how to deal with fame.

  • Nic Fit

    John & Kate & Kate Plus Eight

  • jetmore

    Kate #1's divorce lawyers must be licking their chops.

    jetmore

  • AliHajiSheik

    She's not a terrible looking woman which begs the question:

    Do women actually find this bloated face creep attractive, or will people just fuck anything that's famous?

    I can't imagine a swollen, sweaty, shiny faced manchild with 8 kids is usually that great of a catch.

    AliHajiSheik

  • lobstr

    @BullfightsOnAcid: hah, nice..
    although, there are a few variables that may balance the equation..

    ((John + Kate #1 + 8) - Kate #1 + (Hailey - Hailey) + Kate #2 + Ed Hardy) - (Manhattan*(rent+nouveau riche hotspots+Whiskey Blue))*time = Ø

    there. all balanced. :[]

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