Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping With A Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?
Jon Gosselin just can’t get enough arse, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson’s doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law.
- Jon Gosselin may have found himself another ladyfriend, a tabloid writer named Kate no less. Her name is Kate Major and supposedly she and Jon met when she was doing a story on him. [Gatecrasher]
- A new book by a former Secret Service agent says that the Bush daughters were out of control heathens who did everything in their power to defy authority and just do whatever the hell they felt like doing, kinda like their dad! [Page Six]
- Some crazy Russian guy has been issuing death threats to Britney Spears, who is so spooked by it all that she’s refusing to allow her children to make the trip with her. When will Vladamir Putin stop harassing Britney Spears?! [Sun]
- Tito Jackson just doesn’t understand why Michael’s doctor, Conrad Murray, didn’t make an effort to get help sooner on the day that he died. Murray is sort of in hiding and alleged to be the main focus of a criminal probe. [Mirror]
- John Mayer is such a dick! So back when he was dating Jessica Simpson, on her birthday he sent her a DVD of one of his live shows as a present. In other news, why do all of Jessica Simpson’s men treat her like shit on her birthday? [Page Six]
- A scary looking Cameron Diaz partied it up in London with Jude Law at some club. It’s possible that The Sun obtained the worst photo ever taken of Diaz to attach to the item. [Sun]
- Patrick Swayze is looking like his health may be improving. The British tabloids are all running a picture of a relatively healthy-looking Swayze just sort of hanging out. He is apparently going through some super-duper secret revolutionary radiation treatment. [Mirror]
- Gwyneth Paltrow is pissed because the producers of Iron Man II picked Scarlett Johansson to be in the movie’s poster over her. [Sun]
- The recently institutionalized Mischa Barton is rumoured to have been suicidal when the LAPD arrived at her house last week. The girl is just all kinds of messed up. We wish her well. [Sun]
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@kimberlydebarge:
Movie Producers: "ok, get the young one. her tits are way bigger"
Paltrow: "but I'm more relevant! Look! Look how relevant I am"
Producers: "hmm... yeah, tits."
kiddicus
@irishflyesq: Tracey Morgan had better start taking better care of himself.
LeeMarvinsPants
I know guys who partied and made out with the Bush twins. They apparently were easy enough to pick up. One guy made fun of Jenna's Ugg boots at a football game, exchanged numbers and later spend the night having the SS chauffeur them around to pick up Jenna's bag of pot from her dorm room and drive to an off campus hotel to smoke up, drink and make out til the wee hours. The guys said the SS guys seemed about as thrilled to be driving around a couple of drunk ass college girls with their heads hanging out the window as any saturday night cab driver would be.
If the Jon Gosselin "news" about his many women is true, he's getting more ass than a public toilet seat. Which is gross on many levels.
bboston88
So Kate Major is a tabloid reporter who is an actual whore...
TabithaIapetus
Somehow, I think that that isn't the ONLY thing Tito Jackson doesn't understand.
irishflyesq
@DahlELama: Amen, sister.
irishflyesq
@PaisleyPajamas: Don't you find it a bit difficult to swallow that *paltrow* grew tired of *scarlett's* demands? The wheatgrass goddess seems like more of a pain in the ass to me. I wish she weren't in the movie at all, distracting me from Robert Downey, Jr.
I read things about the Bush daughters and all I can say is that they acted kinda like I do.
lms11
If that's the worst picture ever of Diaz, I'd like to cut her. With my driver's license. And my passport.
DahlELama
Watch your back, ScarJo.
Duh Shrub should have made the girls join the army, that's the traditional gawd-fearin' way to straighten up a wayward teenager. Oh, wait, no! Only the sons and daughters of poor people die on the front lines! Silly, silly me!
The Bush twins obviously needed Dick Cheney's daughter to keep them in line and tell them what to do, just like dear ol' dad!
Leave Joh-nee alone! He's released his submissive side, and has left the domineering Kate and her rabbit fur hair. Let him find another dominatrix! For the love of god, let him wear some pants for awhile!
Cynner
Why is Jude Law wearing potato pants?
I'm still concerned about Swayze if this is better than before.
Spirit Fingers
You say "out of control heathens" like that's a bad thing.