Is Britney Spears Cheating On Her New Boyfriend/Agent?
Britney Spears spent two days in Atlanta with some mystery dude, Michael Jackson’s doctor is being investigated for murder, Brad Pitt puts Ashton Kutcher in his place, Renee Zellweger prepares to get fat again, and Madonna’s tour suffers a tragedy.
- Is Britney Spears cheating on her boyfriend/agent with some wanker named Dallas Austin? She was rumoured to have spent a couple of days at his house in Atlanta, where they probably did lots and lots of boning. [Page Six]
- Christina Hendricks, who plays Joan on Mad Men, says she’s been dying her hair red for the last 20 years because she feels like a redhead inside. [Gatecrasher]
- Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, is definitely the subject of a homicide probe by the LAPD. [Mirror]
- Brad Pitt says that he often talks to Angelina Jolie while she is sitting on the toilet doing, well, you know. [Mirror]
- Brad Pitt laid into Ashton Kutcher for taking a picture of his wife’s arse and posting it onto his Twitter account. [Sun]
- Two men died after a stage being set up for a Madonna concert gave way and collapsed. [Daily Mail]
- This is just basically a pic of Brad Pitt riding his motorbike, but I feel compelled to link to it anyway. [Sun]
- Renee Zellweger is going around showing off her skinny body before she piles on a bunch of fat in preparation for her role in the new Bridget Jones movie. [Mirror]
- Gerard Butler says that Jennifer Aniston is a “classy lady” which means that he is most definitely boning her, in case you were wondering. [DListed]
- Pete Doherty had to get special permission from a court to be able to spend time with his sister on her birthday. [Daily Mail]
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@SaraRueful: It could be worse. Tyler El Paso is still working up the nerve to leave a comment on Debbie Gibson's MySpace page.
PrincessKashmir
@PaisleyPajamas: It works both ways, remember.
If Maniston were "a classy lady," she wouldn't sleep with her co-workers.
What does desperation smell like, anyway?
@scroll_lock: Actually I've been giving butts special treatment my whole life. Have I been doing wrong?
So Brad's against exposing something private like your wife's rear end in a photo but not about revealing TMI details about her doing her business? Interesting distinction.
I frequently talk to people when I'm on the toilet, too! Stars, they're just like us!
TriedandTrue
Meanwhile, Mr. Houston San Antonio wonders why HE can't get a date with Britney Spears.
SaraRueful
I would really like to verify that Christina Hendricks feels like a redhead inside. Just sayin'.
DeadFred
You all know, right, that Brad's interview in Wired was done in his character voice from "Inglorious Basterds" and was tongue in cheek? Right? He did not mention either Angelina or Ashton.
mslewis
@k122n: He's also the father of Chilli's baby.
She has awful taste in men - first Usher, who cheated on her and now Larry Johnson of the KC Chiefs who is well-known for his woman-abusing ways.
Dallas Austin is an RNB Producer. Could be work related.
No, I'm sorry, the answer is "boning". We also would have accepted "poke in the whiskers" or "riding the bologna pony".
Tiny Iota
Is the Pete Doherty thing because they're both felons? Also, Christina Hendricks looks like Jessica Rabbit to me. Anybody remember her guest spot on Firefly? Faaantastic.
If Ashton Kutcher had hid in the toilet and took a picture of Angelina's ass while she was'enthroned' and talking to Brad and then posted it to Twitter, then Brad (and Demi) would be entitled to complain.
felion
Dallas Austin better watch out for Luckenbach Nacogdoches.
There's a reason why they call him "Lucky."
mladen
@PaisleyPajamas: Don't all celebrities sleep with their co-workers? It seems like one of the biggest perks (since their co-workers are usually hot - it wouldn't be such a perk at my job).
@Aaron Altman:
KETTLE: I prefer the term 'Vessel of color'.
@PrincessKashmir: Deborah Gibson says, "I get lost in your eyes. Out of the blue? Foolish beat. LOL wut? It's Deborah, bitches!" (Miss you too.)
@scroll_lock:
ANGELINA: Did your friend Aaron just call me 'Jen'?
SCROLL_LOCK: Um, I dunno. At least he didn't call kettle 'black'!
KETTLE: You leave me out of this!
@PrincessKashmir: Speaking of MISS YOU!!!
@Aaron Altman: I'm so lame. I actually has a mini debate with myself whether to use her "new" name or not, opting for the old version so it conjured has-been pop star versus, um, whatever she is now (Broadway?). Trivial overthinker is the new oversharer! (Miss you.)
PrincessKashmir
@Aaron Altman: "Hello, Pot? This is Desperate. Hello? Helloooooo?"
@skahammer: They appreciate the finer things in life, so you're on the right track.
@Aaron Altman: We go waaaaaay back. Remember, you introduced us?
@SaraRueful:
Frisco Waco knows to manage his expectations, that said, he was happy to hear the recent news about Jessica Simpson.
@PaisleyPajamas: classy ladies can't sleep with their coworkers? says who?
k122n
Not like I'm a big defender of Brit but Dallas Austin is a pretty well-known songwriter and producer. Perhaps they're doing legitimate business. Also, it's best to try to work in the phrase "holed up" next time you get a report like this so we have something to work with besides a silly name.
I Don't Get It
@sparkyl: he was actually pretty relevant in the 90s with his involvment with TLC - and the man worked with some straight-up solid performers: michael jackson, pink, madonna... but yeah, the real housewives chick? ouch.
k122n
@PrincessKashmir: Deborah, ahem.
@SaraRueful: I heard dates with Galveston are a complete washout.
@scroll_lock: Also, the convo usually goes like this:
BRAD: Jen, shit or get off the pot.
JEN: LOL!
@scroll_lock: First-name basis, eh?
Wasn't Dallas Austin the one that was helping Kim Zolciak of RHW of Atlanta? Apparently he likes to work with women who can't sing and wear bad hair pieces
sparkyl