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Chris Brown, woman-beater, showed up at Puffy’s White Party last weekend wearing a $US300,000 pendant “that spelled out the word ‘OOPS!’ in diamonds.” What a fucking asshole. [YBF via The Awl]
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His career is now an oops for sure.
Martiniman
And nobody has beat the shit out of this clown yet? Amazing...
LHO
I think Verbal's "Pow!" ring would have been much worse.
@AgnesMontufar: Who's to say that gaudy piece of trash is worth anything? Maybe he got it out of a gumball machine.
crackbabyjesus
Wow...really?! A fucking asshole for real!
@deardearfriend: In fact, I love t-bones so much, you might as well just call me T-Bone.
jacobestes
@Mr Nixon: Jesus.
jacobestes
@Conchie Birdie: I don't think he could handle a beating like that.
jacobestes
@T.S._delegate: zing!
@DahlELama: Or "Beat Me Like I beat My Woman"
Bling, bling, bling, bling,bling
@shostakobitch: nice piece of trivia. and it will.
@AgnesMontufar: agreed, agreed, agreed and ... agreed.
acrobatic rabbit
Sounds like a missed opportunity to accidentally run my fist into his balls, mutter "oops! I'm so very sorry," and walk away.
@contradicto: I dunno. I heard he pushed the price down... and then it just happened to fall out of the car.
If I were there, I'd like to think I'd have followed him around pointing and saying "His necklace says 'POOPS!' Ahahahaha! CB's necklace says 'POOPS!'" and he'd have to keep correcting me ("No, it's 'oops,' see?") until finally the appropriate level of mortification seeps in and he runs out, crying. Then we'd all laugh and laugh and laugh...
deardearfriend
@contradicto: Black and blue market?
m4ximusprim3
Isadora Duncan knows what should happen.
shostakobitch
Wow, T-Pain's "Big Ass Chain" is both morally and aesthetically superior.
Maybe he wasn't referring to the whole beating-his-girlfriend thing. Maybe he just shat his pants?
@jimstoic: He found it on sale for a price he couldn't beat.
It's on loan from Bobby Brown.
@Colonel Mustard: Perhaps we should take up collection to be him a new pendant, "Kick me hard in the crotch--I totally deserve it."
DahlELama
Does he really own that piece? Or is it just on loan. I wonder about that.
Being the kind of dumb-ass who'd spend $300,000 on a pendant that says "OOPS!" is in some ways a punishment itself.
On the other hand, maybe he should go fuck himself.
@Pamela Strangeways: What are you trying to do, bust his budget?
kneetoe
He could have donated that $300,000 to a battered women's shelter and maybe gotten a bit of good karma out of the deal, but then he would not own such a classy memento of his brutality. What a douche!
AgnesMontufar
@allisonlynn0122: Am I the only one surprised that "Jewelry for Assholes" only NOW has its first tag? C'mon people!
AndPreciousLittleofThat
It should say I AM ASS!
His choice beats other Batman onomatopeia alternatives such as, "Crash", "Bang", or "Pow".
MerrickPandion II
the "read more" tags are killing me. hahahaha.