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Chris Brown, woman-beater, showed up at Puffy’s White Party last weekend wearing a $US300,000 pendant “that spelled out the word ‘OOPS!’ in diamonds.” What a fucking asshole. [YBF via The Awl]

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  • Martiniman

    His career is now an oops for sure.

    Martiniman

  • LHO

    And nobody has beat the shit out of this clown yet? Amazing...

    LHO

  • MrHaroHaro

    I think Verbal's "Pow!" ring would have been much worse.

  • crackbabyjesus

    @AgnesMontufar: Who's to say that gaudy piece of trash is worth anything? Maybe he got it out of a gumball machine.

    crackbabyjesus

  • Stream Of Consciousness

    Wow...really?! A fucking asshole for real!

  • jacobestes

    @deardearfriend: In fact, I love t-bones so much, you might as well just call me T-Bone.

    jacobestes

  • jacobestes

    @Mr Nixon: Jesus.

    jacobestes

  • jacobestes

    @Conchie Birdie: I don't think he could handle a beating like that.

    jacobestes

  • hilikusopus

    @T.S._delegate: zing!

  • Conchie Birdie

    @DahlELama: Or "Beat Me Like I beat My Woman"

  • malice420dotcom

    Bling, bling, bling, bling,bling

  • Lars von Trite

    @shostakobitch: nice piece of trivia. and it will.

  • acrobatic rabbit

    @AgnesMontufar: agreed, agreed, agreed and ... agreed.

    acrobatic rabbit

  • T.S._delegate

    Sounds like a missed opportunity to accidentally run my fist into his balls, mutter "oops! I'm so very sorry," and walk away.

  • T.S._delegate

    @contradicto: I dunno. I heard he pushed the price down... and then it just happened to fall out of the car.

  • deardearfriend

    If I were there, I'd like to think I'd have followed him around pointing and saying "His necklace says 'POOPS!' Ahahahaha! CB's necklace says 'POOPS!'" and he'd have to keep correcting me ("No, it's 'oops,' see?") until finally the appropriate level of mortification seeps in and he runs out, crying. Then we'd all laugh and laugh and laugh...

    deardearfriend

  • m4ximusprim3

    @contradicto: Black and blue market?

    m4ximusprim3

  • shostakobitch

    Isadora Duncan knows what should happen.

    shostakobitch

  • enriquez the water bottle

    Wow, T-Pain's "Big Ass Chain" is both morally and aesthetically superior.

  • NoWireHangers

    Maybe he wasn't referring to the whole beating-his-girlfriend thing. Maybe he just shat his pants?

  • contradicto

    @jimstoic: He found it on sale for a price he couldn't beat.

  • Mr Nixon

    It's on loan from Bobby Brown.

  • DahlELama

    @Colonel Mustard: Perhaps we should take up collection to be him a new pendant, "Kick me hard in the crotch--I totally deserve it."

    DahlELama

  • jimstoic

    Does he really own that piece? Or is it just on loan. I wonder about that.

  • Colonel Mustard

    Being the kind of dumb-ass who'd spend $300,000 on a pendant that says "OOPS!" is in some ways a punishment itself.

    On the other hand, maybe he should go fuck himself.

  • kneetoe

    @Pamela Strangeways: What are you trying to do, bust his budget?

    kneetoe

  • AgnesMontufar

    He could have donated that $300,000 to a battered women's shelter and maybe gotten a bit of good karma out of the deal, but then he would not own such a classy memento of his brutality. What a douche!

    AgnesMontufar

  • AndPreciousLittleofThat

    @allisonlynn0122: Am I the only one surprised that "Jewelry for Assholes" only NOW has its first tag? C'mon people!

    AndPreciousLittleofThat

  • Pamela Strangeways

    It should say I AM ASS!

  • MerrickPandion II

    His choice beats other Batman onomatopeia alternatives such as, "Crash", "Bang", or "Pow".

    MerrickPandion II

  • allisonlynn0122

    the "read more" tags are killing me. hahahaha.

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