Everyone Hates Katherine Heigl

Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow trash Katherine Heigl, Joe Jackson confirms Michael Jackson’s Norwegian lovechild, Britney mocks K-Fed’s weight gain, Robert Redford dislikes Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Simpson has an expensive new reality show and Sienna Miller needs love.

• Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow were on Howard Stern’s show and they took the opportunity to give Katherine Heigl a good trashing. You may recall that Heigl had some critical things to say about Knocked Up after the film made her a star, saying that it “paints women as shrews.” Speaking about Heigl’s new film, The Ugly Truth, Rogen said, “That [movie] looks like it really puts women on a pedestal in a beautiful way,” while Apatow added, “I hear there’s a scene where she’s wearing underwear with a vibrator in it, so I’d have to see if that was uplifting for women.” Everybody hates Katherine Heigl. [Us Weekly]

• Crazy old Joe Jackson has confirmed that the Norwegian man rumoured to be Michael Jackson’s biological son, Omer Bhatti, is indeed Michael Jackson’s biological son. [Daily News]
• K-Fed is still packing on the pounds. Like, dude is large. And Britney, that trollop, is mocking him behind his back, going around calling him “K-Fatter-line” to all her friends. [Daily Mail]
• Jessica Simpson employs the most expensive grooming handlers in the world and she will probably send Viacom into bankruptcy with her new VH1 reality show’s outrageous hair and makeup budget. [Page Six]
• A new book on Robert Redford claims that he basically wanted to kill Scarlet Johansson when he directed her in The Horse Whisperer in the late 90s. [Gatecrasher]
• Poor Sienna Miller. Her newest shag-buddy, Balthazar Getty, has run back into the arms of his wife, while she’s drowning her sorrows at The Box on the Lower East Side. For shame. [Gatecrasher]
• The mother of Jude Law’s latest child has been revealed to me Samantha Burke, an aspiring model and actress. [Mirror]
• Here is George Clooney’s new “lapdance model” lady-friend dressed as a nun with her boob hanging out. [Sun]
• You have to admit, for a woman of any age, much less a woman of 40, Jennifer Aniston looks pretty damn good. Why can’t poor Jenn find love?! [Daily Mail]