Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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Tabloids Admirably Cover Genital Scalding
11:36PM Hamilton Nolan | In a lesser town, Emmanuel “Ojo” Ojofeitimi would have been just another dude whose wife got angry at him for cheating and poured a cauldron of boiling water over his genitals while he slept. In New York, they have tabloids! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Which Big-Name Actor Knocked Up His Co-Star’s Sister?
11:15PM Richard Lawson | Today we have a British star who is having some problems with her down there business, an actor who wouldn’t own up to babydaddydom, and a jerky jerky who did jerky things when dating someone who was, probably, a jerk. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Kate Moss’ Cocaine Isn’t Safe When Amy Winehouse Is Around
10:12PM the cajun boy | Amy Winehouse reached into Kate Moss’ handbag and stole her cocaine, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break up, Madonna’s love faxes from the early 90s emerge, Tobey Maguire’s mum and brother get a reality show and Mischa Barton goes home. More »
Big Screen
Do You Have What It Takes To Be An Extra In Sex And The City 2?
5:08PM the cajun boy | Are you longing to stand in line for hours for the chance to be fed stale bagels and generally get treated like a disease-ridden subhuman? Yes?! Well then you’re ready to be an extra in a big-budget Hollywood film! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
4:51PM Jess McGuire | I like playing games on my phone. Yes, my crappy old Nokia phone. I can’t afford an iPhone with their hip games and instant YouTube access. So those of you who can cast their minds back far enough to remember the game Snake that features on pretty much all Nokia phones might enjoy this video. More »
YouTube Clip Of The Day
4:51PM Jess McGuire | I like playing games on my phone. Yes, my crappy old Nokia phone. I can’t afford an iPhone with their hip games and instant YouTube access. So those of you who can cast their minds back far enough to remember the game Snake that features on pretty much all Nokia phones might enjoy this video. More »
Big Screen
William Morris Endeavor Assistants Now Being Paid Like Babysitters
2:44PM the cajun boy | So you wanna be a hotshot agent like Ari on that horrible Entourage show? Well, you’ll probably have to start out as an assistant, which means you’d better have a trust fund or an insatiable fondness for ramen noodles. More »
People
Michael Jackson’s Doctor Injected The Drug That Killed Him
12:09PM the cajun boy | Hey remember that entertainer person who died a few weeks ago? What was his name again—oh yeah, Michael Jackson! Well it looks like forensic investigators looking into his death are finally putting together the pieces of the puzzle. More »
People
11:34AM Jess McGuire | So last night on the news I learned that people are worried about Gen Y because we just don’t like holding onto jobs, apparently. And then I read the following article from the Sunday Telegraph which features a woman supposedly representative of her generation. I don’t think so. More »
This Woman Is Probably Not Representative Of Gen Y
11:34AM Jess McGuire | So last night on the news I learned that people are worried about Gen Y because we just don’t like holding onto jobs, apparently. And then I read the following article from the Sunday Telegraph which features a woman supposedly representative of her generation. I don’t think so. More »
People
11:23AM Jess McGuire | The British tabloids are rather excited by the latest adventures of Katie Price aka Jordan, the soon-to-be former Mrs Peter Andre. What’s she been up to? Oh, you know. Chillaxin’ with cage fighters, and partying hard. Pretty standard, really. More »
Peter Andre’s Ex Spotted Getting Cosy With Cage Fighter
11:23AM Jess McGuire | The British tabloids are rather excited by the latest adventures of Katie Price aka Jordan, the soon-to-be former Mrs Peter Andre. What’s she been up to? Oh, you know. Chillaxin’ with cage fighters, and partying hard. Pretty standard, really. More »
Music
10:15AM Jess McGuire | Going through my playlists for RRR, it’s very clear to see that I’ve been obsessed with a particular song all year – it’s Discovery’s Orange Shirt. In case you missed the music blog frenzy over the band, here’s what you need to know. More »
Discovery – “Orange Shirt”
10:15AM Jess McGuire | Going through my playlists for RRR, it’s very clear to see that I’ve been obsessed with a particular song all year – it’s Discovery’s Orange Shirt. In case you missed the music blog frenzy over the band, here’s what you need to know. More » 