Sunday, July 19, 2009

Flotsam & Jetsam

The Week In Orgies: Oprah’s Sex Cruise & Eyes Wide Shut LIVE

6:30AM Aaron Coleman | The owner of a British manor house is stunned when recent renters host a masked ball that turns orgiastic, and Oprah’s gala cruise for her stuff turns into floating bathhouse. Ah, the summer of love… More »
Small Screen

How Did Famous People React To Old Walter Cronkite’s Death?

5:45AM Foster Kamer | A Sadurday roundup of Cronkite reactions is bound to include the US President’s personal memories, and Dan Abrams trashing personal memories. Also, Shaq has a sword, Clooney’s sad, Jeff Jarvis is so over this, and other people have things to say. More »
Small Screen

Susan Boyle’s Campaign To Win Next Year’s Razzie

5:30AM Aaron Coleman | Eeking out a 16th minute, housefrump-turned-household-name Susan Boyle sits with Today to voice soundbits with all the enthusiasm of a funeral director. Once more, with feeling, Suze! And Cowell, send her to Lee Stasberg, stat! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Tom Cruise Defies The Gravity Of Katie Holmes And Their Destiny Child

2:30AM Foster Kamer | Where Tom Cruise and Beyonce meet in the middle. Where Jennifer Anniston terrifies West Villagers with her half-speed biological clock. Where Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend terrifies virginal high school boys. Where Andy’s Dick’s Little One speaks. Your Saturday Late-Edition Gossip Roundup: More »
Music

Pepsi On Jackson’s Hairfire: Whatevs And ‘Refresh Everything’

2:00AM Aaron Coleman | If they only had a heart. Upon seeing this week’s spine-tingling video of Michael Jackson’s ‘84 Pepsi ad accident, Pepsi and vid director Bob Giraldi don’t give a shit. The international moment of dead pop star respect is officially finito. More »