Sunday, July 19, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Week In Orgies: Oprah’s Sex Cruise & Eyes Wide Shut LIVE
6:30AM Aaron Coleman | The owner of a British manor house is stunned when recent renters host a masked ball that turns orgiastic, and Oprah’s gala cruise for her stuff turns into floating bathhouse. Ah, the summer of love… More »
Small Screen
How Did Famous People React To Old Walter Cronkite’s Death?
5:45AM Foster Kamer | A Sadurday roundup of Cronkite reactions is bound to include the US President’s personal memories, and Dan Abrams trashing personal memories. Also, Shaq has a sword, Clooney’s sad, Jeff Jarvis is so over this, and other people have things to say. More »
Small Screen
Susan Boyle’s Campaign To Win Next Year’s Razzie
5:30AM Aaron Coleman | Eeking out a 16th minute, housefrump-turned-household-name Susan Boyle sits with Today to voice soundbits with all the enthusiasm of a funeral director. Once more, with feeling, Suze! And Cowell, send her to Lee Stasberg, stat! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Tom Cruise Defies The Gravity Of Katie Holmes And Their Destiny Child
2:30AM Foster Kamer | Where Tom Cruise and Beyonce meet in the middle. Where Jennifer Anniston terrifies West Villagers with her half-speed biological clock. Where Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend terrifies virginal high school boys. Where Andy’s Dick’s Little One speaks. Your Saturday Late-Edition Gossip Roundup: More »
Music